[Vigilanteman]

Poor Dear Leader. He's had such a hard time strutting about the world and he needs to be cheered up.

Does anyone recall Laura Bush asking his supporters to send him birthday greetings when he was getting hammered far worse?

If you don't feel like venting on Dear Leader's website, you may do it here.

[Kartographer]

I rather he let me sign his Birth Certificate! ;-)

[Thunder90]

ROTFLOL...

[2ndDivisionVet]

I know what to get him: An all-expenses-paid vacation to Kenya, one-way!!

[Fred Hayek]

(censored).
See tagline:

[WayneS]

Well, Ms, Obama, my Mom used to tell me: "If you can't say something nice, then say nothing at all".

With that in mind, what follows is my "birthday greeting" to your husband:

"NOTHING AT ALL"

[freedomlover]

Can I sign “Present”?

[Haiku Guy]

If he proves to me that it is his birthday by releasing his Birth Certificate for public examination, I will be happy to sign a card...

[Bryanw92]

Dear Mr Obama,

It sucks to be President of a republic, doesn’t it? People don’t have to obey you or pretend to like you. Even your own party has to listen to someone other than you from time to time. It’s a shame that those evil, short-sighted white men had to create a nation where the individual is free, rather than a neat and easily managed collectivist utopia like you want us to embrace—but we’re just too stupid to see your wisdom.

I’m sorry that I have to be a free citizen of a republic because I know that makes you sad, and your happiness is the most important thing in my empty, meaningless life.

Insincerely,
Bryanw92

PS. I hope your 50th birthday is spent in jail or exile.

[albie]

As soon as I finish these chipotle burritos I’ll go to the bathroom and sign it!

[a fool in paradise]

I’ll need to see his birth certificate first.

[twigs]

So Michelle wants the rest of the country to do what she will not (nothing new there!). Why don’t you stay in the country and celebrate your husband’s birthday?

[Vendome]

Happy Birthday Barry!

 

You're Number One!

 

[RU88]

This is kind of rhetorical question but what is a fitting birthday gift for a president who has turned a once vibrant economy into a flaming bag of poop?

[Berlin_Freeper]

I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
‘Cause you’re evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won’t cry)

-The Smiths

[ladyvet]

Sure I will:
Dear feces for brains, go copulate with yourself.

[King Moonracer]

Can I sign it this way:

Red Meat is still the best!!!!

[LadyBuck]

Stuff a cone in it, MEchelle-Antoinette.

How does one say “Happy Birthday” in Wookie, anyway?

[Cheesel]

Oh I’ll sign it—I’ll sign it “GO TO HELL, YOU SOB!!!”

[b4its2late]

[FrankR]

Roses are Red,
Violets Are Blue;
We've never had a president,
as horrible as you.

We're not at all sure,
your real age, you see;
You are still hiding,
your C.O.L.B.


Enjoy while you can,
all the reparations;
Play lots of golf,
Take lots of vacations.

You're stylin' it now,
Crimson and clover;
But it's not very long,
'til the joy ride is over.

You've stained our land,
_Resident Barack;
But like it or not,
we're taking it back.

So this is your birthday,
forty-nine? That's swell;
We hope you see Fifty,
Rotting in Jail.