Posted on 07/20/2010 8:07:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Did the caller say “Alinsky” but meant “Lewinsky”?
I guess I missed something. What’s the deal with the keywords? Were they slams on Rush?
What a dope.
Cough due to cold or worse?
I know you’ve been sick for a while hope you get well soon.
That doesn’t look like chocolate to me.....
YO.
Here we go...... no hot dogs or nachos at the ball game! We have Waaaaaaaay too many folk in govt. with nothing to do.
Yep, follow the links.
I guess that makes us Soros Puppets too...
He’s a dyed in the wool red diaper doper baby. Absolutely no doubt about it.
Why would he slam rush?
It’s a rotten chest cold. Sleep is hard to get.
Actually, I’m thinking most of those terms apply more to Obama than Rush (kids have russian names = malia & sasha; Obama eats Wagyu steaks, etc.)
....doesn't matter...I want it!!
Before you know it, they’ll be banning all-you-can-eat buffets.
No more Golden Corral?
Outlaw hot dogs at ballparks while Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be
upon him, goes to Hell Burger and eats ice cream daily?
Funking hypocrites!
I love hot dogs so much...seriesly..
I’ll second that emotion.
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