GORE 'CRAZED SEX POODLE'

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[MNDude]

Per the Smoking Gun:

It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her. The woman's statement--which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction--describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front of my black slacks." Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. "I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened.

[MNDude]

You know, if Monica's Blue Dress is still out there, someone could make a lot of money having a collector's set on ebay along with this pair of slacks.

[tips up]

Al learned from the master, his boss Bubba.

[Upstate NY Guy]

Billy Clinton wannabee.

[Scythian]

Gorloween ...

[hennie pennie]

Why's this gal coming forward now?

Exactly what is she charging?

I wonder if she was hoping for a huge Hush Money Settlement, and when that wasn't forthcoming, has decided to bare all for the National Enquirer or The Globe???

I mean, really, what's wrong with this woman????? It's very peculiar behavior.

[Travis McGee]

Let's not forget his history of tongue rape.

[stinkerpot65]

I don’t like Gore, but I’m not sure we should all be so gung-ho about dragging people down in this manner.

[Genoa]

She can't be trying to wreck his political future.

[hennie pennie]

Maybe Al has early symptoms of undiagnosed Alzheimer’s Disease or some other form of dementia?

[TaraP]

Title should say:

GORE ‘CRAZED SEX Walrus’

[ErnBatavia]

Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. "I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them

"Gimme the goo!"

[ClearCase_guy]

forced her to drink Grand Marnier

Democrat response:

Everybody does it.
It's not a crime.
This is all about after dinner liquers.
Can't we all just move on?

[Ancient Drive]

Gore? I don’t know about this. Let’s see where it goes..

[Feline_AIDS]

The account the woman gives is super-creepy. Apparently the more uncomfortable she got and the more she fought, the more Gore giggled.

Though I’m never surprised when Earth-worshippers behave this way.

[ronniesgal]

he is too big to be a poodle, and God, how the entire idea of this makes me ill.

[mikelets456]

Gore and sex... I think I just puked in my mouth. No... no, I simply PUKED!

[Paradox]

I mean, really, what's wrong with this woman????? It's very peculiar behavior.

Indeed, and as much as we get a laugh out of this, the womans veracity does need to be questioned.

[a fool in paradise]

Headline of the week

Although an earlier discussion was going on here...

Al Gore Accuser Paints Picture of Erratic, Forceful Man (Explicit Details) (The Portlander ^ | 5/23/10 | Jmartens)

[shibumi]

I know that you didn't write that headline, but just for grins, I plugged "Crazed Sex Poodle" into image search and this is what I got:

[Joe 6-pack]

"Why's this gal coming forward now?"

From the sound of things it was Gore that did the coming forward ;-)