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A fly lands on President Barack Obama's face
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Posted on 06/22/2010 2:30:08 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Cap and Trade Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
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posted on
06/22/2010 2:49:55 PM PDT
by
FrankR
(Standing against tyranny must start somewhere, or the future belongs to the tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
The crap is uglier than the fly.
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posted on
06/22/2010 2:51:38 PM PDT
by
unkus
Comment #43 Removed by Moderator
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/22/2010 2:52:22 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: TheThinker
Too bad he didnt hit it with his shoe. Chuck Norris's shoe... with Chuck Norris still attached.
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posted on
06/22/2010 2:52:37 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: MNDude
Maybe he should start wearing a fly strip around his neck, instead of a tie.
To: small voice in the wilderness
“I told you I was born in Kenya.
Oh, crap. That’s right, I didn’t.”
To: MNDude
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!
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posted on
06/22/2010 2:57:25 PM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(so far behind the curve, it's in back of me.)
To: maine-iac7
Barry always looks stoned doesn’t he?
To: Fantasywriter
"I remember reading that the WH is overrun with flies. Im sorry; I dont recall the exact source. I definitely read it, however."Might have been the bee swarm in May. (June must be fly month.)
![](http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/gardening/Bees.JPG)
'Thousands of bees' swarm White House
5/16/10
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:01:24 PM PDT
by
444Flyer
("Watch out that you are not deceived..."-Luke 21:8)
To: MNDude
We all know that Obozo is so full of excrement, that the general public has run out out of names for it, I mean there is Bullshit, cowshit, horseshit, dogshit, sheepshit and so forth and so on. Now we resort to barackshit. See the problem is that the flys are roosting on something that is entirely an ass and he stinks like excrement. Remember during the capaign in 2008 how the media stated that Barack ‘s plane stunk
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:02:54 PM PDT
by
hondact200
( Lincoln Freed the Enslaved. Obama Enslaves the Free. Obama is Americas Greatest Threat)
To: Lucky9teen
![](http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7025/capt66491abceb664760855.jpg)
"Axelrod, you're supposed to be running the teleprompter, not sitting on my lip."
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:03:56 PM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
(Brave Americans will die on the bayonets of those who laugh at Obama, limp-spaghetti-noodle-in-chief)
To: MNDude
The fly knows vermin when it smells it!
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:04:02 PM PDT
by
proudofthesouth
(Zero its time you came out of the closet you Pervert!)
To: skimbell
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:06:11 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: 444Flyer
Found it.
June 18, 2009
What Has 132 Rooms and Flies?
By MARK LEIBOVICH
WASHINGTON The White House is bugged!
No, not like that. But actual flies are swarming the place, confounding housekeepers, irritating aides, even trying to feast on the president. During an East Room interview with John Harwood for CNBC and The New York Times on Tuesday, a giant fly orbited Mr. Obamas head.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/18/us/politics/18fly.html?_r=1&pagewanted=print
To: MNDude
"A fish rots from the head first.''
~Michael Dukakis
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:09:42 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: MNDude; reagan_fanatic; a real Sheila; 50mm; Lizavetta; Roscoe Karns; edzo4; Netizen; ...
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:11:49 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: MNDude
Must be a sign of the devil. Flies like things that stink.
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posted on
06/22/2010 3:13:53 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: anniegetyourgun
The man reminds me of Damien from the Omen.
To: MNDude
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