Obama Orders Dance Classes, Movie Nights, and Bingo for Illegal Detainees

american thinker ^ | 6/11/10 | Chris Banescu

[Nachum]

The Houston Chronicle reports that the Obama administration has ordered the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) department to implement multiple modifications to their facilities to make life easier, more comfortable, and pleasant for the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants (approximately 400,000) it detains annually. An internal ICE email highlights 28 different changes the organization will have to make to soften the look of its facilities, present a friendlier environment, offer better entertainment, organize fun activities, and provide illegal immigrant detainees with free access to email and phone services, as well as better dining and training classes.

[4Liberty]

I - I - I -I’m speechless.

That’s happening a lot lately.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7043040.html

[dragnet2]

bttt

[spectre]

•§ dance classes
•§ movie nights
•§ art classes
•§ cooking classes
•§ tutoring and computer training
•§ free and unmonitored phone service
•§ free email access
•§ bingo
•§ arts and crafts
•§ more variety in dining options
•§ self-serve beverage stations
•§ fresh vegetable bars
•§ fresh carrot sticks
•§ hanging plants
•§ recreation in natural setting
•§ robust aerobic exercise
Either a cruise ship or higher-end Senior Living Facility

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!!!! grrrrrrr...

[APatientMan]

This is a night mare and we’re all experiencing it at the same time.

Isn’t that the definition of Hell?

[spectre]

I'm seriously thinkin Obama IS the Anti-Christ.

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[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Oh this is too much!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Hah! Oh this is rich.

[AuntB]

“Oh this is too much!”

Yes, way over the top. I fear it will get crazier before it gets better.

More here:

ICE to make detention centers more humane
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2531931/posts

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Thank you. Do I have a monster ping lined up today!

[TigersEye]

Oh, to be young and illegal again. The nights never ended and we were all so in love.

[pandoraou812]

That stinking SOB....I will get banned if I post what I really think. He must be out of his !#!@$!@ mind. Does he make sure they have feather pillows & chocolates on them before bed? GRRRR!!!

[TigersEye]

You sound angry. ;^)

[pandoraou812]

Yes I am. I want illegals sent home asap & not given any nice treatment. Give them cots, army blankets & canned food. As for movies.. show them what will happen if they come over our border again. Of course this is wishful thinking. I am sick of being nice. Where has it gotten us?

[TigersEye]

I am sick of being nice. Where has it gotten us?

It hasn't gotten you anywhere I know that. ;^P

[pandoraou812]

Hmm I can’t help it that I am nice. I try to be btchy & nobody pays attention. Sighhhhhhhhhh

[VOA]

bump

[Ezekiel]

Why not just remove American taxpayers from their homes and place them all in the ICE detention centers, and then insert the illegals in the vacated homes. That way, they’ll have all the comforts of nice bedrooms, TVs, dishwasher and laundry facilities.

Kind of like that scene in Dr. Zhivago.

[AuntB]

A note from a NAFBPO member on this article:

“Please remember that decisions are made at the higher levels in DC,
and not by ICE managers at the regional or local levels. I can safely
say that ICE personnel are as upset (read: PO’d) over this change as
most Americans that have read of it. Also, remember that these
detention centers are private contractors, not government employees.”

[anglian]

But.... but.. darn that Abby the sailor!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

God bless the good Fed employees. They probably care enough to risk their chances of promotion. Cynical leftist policies tend to help skim cream to the floor.