Posted on 05/26/2010 6:00:10 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
It is beautiful with all the lawns turning green and all the trees getting new leaves. A nice rain would be nice tho.
Sounds like a lethal combination. Good luck, and try to stay cool.
Time for me to run.
Night Kathy.
Night everyone.
That kitty it too too cute.
Good night and safe journey, Taz...((HUGS))
Good jokes, Luv. I like the guy with the hearing aid. The things he would hear. LOL!
A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the Canteen and to ball our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your service to our country.
((HUGS))Good morning, Kathy. How’s it going?
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Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
I'll be back to the Canteen later this morning.
Well, well...I've beat you in twice this week, hope you're doing well!
Sunny Oregon is lovely this time of year, see ya soon!
WELCOME TO
(where our troops, allies and their families can refresh themselves)
Good morning, Everyone.
Good morning to our
AWESOME
Military, our Allies, and their families.
Thank you, Connie, for preparing the Canteen for today's activities.
Gotta share that joke.
Yes, yes, I know.....
Now our local DC Metroland weather report
~ Today...Sunny to partly cloudy. Hot. High 91F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
~ Tonight...Variably cloudy with scattered thunderstorms. A few storms may be severe. Low 67F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
Looks like it's time for another installment of
DID YOU KNOW?
As recently as half a century ago, there was no clear understanding as to why the sun shines. The discovery that it is due to nuclear-fusion reactions was not made until the 1930s, by Hans Beth and Carl von Weizsacker.
From one cord of wood, 7.5 million toothpicks can be produced.
Lafayette was a major general in the United States at the age of 19. Lafayette's whole name takes up an entire line on a page: Marie Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' cloakroom in the ancestral castle of Blenheim. His mother was attending a formal ball there when she prematurely delivered.
Gotta make my rounds quickly before work drags me away again. I want you to stay right where you are. Keep the troops entertained and the Canteen clean.........Cause.......if you don't........I'll tell Ma!
Come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
MEMORIAL DAY.....REMEMBER THEM ....
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DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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((HUGS))Just came back from the dentist. How’s it going for you this morning, Beach?
Good morning, Pro ((HUGS))
Gloat all you want. I hope to beat you tomorrow morning. I’m off work for a dr. appt.
((Whistle))...it’s sunny today?
Hope your day is glorilicious
Good morning and ((HUGS)) EG. Gotten busy kind of early. Lunchtime coming up soon so I’ll be able to chat more.
How was the dentist appt?
My next trip to the dentist is in November.
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