Posted on 05/26/2010 6:00:10 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
Never mind...ya missed it again!
I saw some of those around Valentines Day. Thought about buying but knew I’d just eat them so, I walked away *sigh* (Yes, I’m a chocoholic!)
Hope you've seen the worst of this storm season & out like a lamb it goes!
Did a LOT of practicing today.
Lots of Brazilian Bossa, Cole Porter, Miles Davis, etc.
Jazz is my favorite thing to play on Bass.
No moosies, but LOTS of radio commercials about it being calving season and that it is illegal to pick up a calf, even if you think it has been abandoned. Momma may leave to browse, and she could be gone more than a day. Leave them alone!
An elderly gentleman.... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Toads in general are pretty inoffensive.
Just don’t lick one.
I’m shuttin’ down. We’ve got one heck of a thunderstorm goin’. G’night, for now anyway!!
Good Bass player makes Jazz.
Thanks, AZ, for the red, white, and blue tribute.
I could get tempted to take one home.
Yes. It is a big responsibility!
The temptation is to take off ans solo when it is NOT MY Turn to do so! hahaha
Stay safe!
Howdy, Sissy!
(((hugs)))
Very spiffy fireboat!!
Oh no....be safe!! *HUGS*
Evening Luvvy, Hugs.
Stay safe.
Sometimes the music moves you.
Been FReeping and watching Rambo III, but now it’s bedtime, see ya soon, Taz!
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