A lot of blonde, racist Swedish babies will be born.
Yes, it sounds like he has all the trappings to become a fine wife for the Crown Princess...
Pictures! Pictures!!
“Crown Princess Victoria”
Wonder if she has a stake in FMC?
“In 10 yeers teeme-a, I hupe-a ve-a veell hefe-a creeted a femeely,” Vestleeng tuld zee Sfenska Degbledet deeely in respunse-a tu a qooesshun oon vhet he-a huped hees leeffe-a vuoold luuk leeke-a in a decede-a.
Esked hoo muny smell preences und preencesses he’d leeke-a tu reeese-a, Vestleeng unsvered: “A noomber, elthuoogh thet is nut zee keend ooff theeng oone-a cun reelly predetermeene-a.”
Zee 36-yeer-oold looxoory gym oovner ecknooledged he-a ves nerfuoos eheed ooff hees Joone-a 19 veddeeng veet Feecturia, zee 32-yeer-oold ildest dooghter ooff Keeng Cerl XFI Goosteff.
“Vhee zee beeg dey cume-a eruoond I gooess I’ll be-a stundeeng zeere-a veet but bootterffleees in my stumech und trembleeng knees,” Vestleeng seeed, eddeeng thet seence-a Junooery he-a hed beee thruoogh un intense-a treeening prugremme-a eeemed et prepereeng heem fur leeffe-a in zee ruyel sputleeght.
Um de hur de hur de hur. “My beeggest tesk veell be-a tu sooppurt zee Croon Preencess. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Edjoosteeng tu thet rule-a tekes teeme-a. I hupe-a zeere-a veell be-a understundeeng fur zee fect thet zee persun stundeeng here-a zee dey effter zee veddeeng veell nut yet be-a a fooll-fledged preence-a,” he-a seeed. Bork bork bork!
Vheele-a zeere-a hes beee sume-a specooleshun hoo a selff-mede-a, sooccessffool booseenessmun leeke-a Vestleeng veell edept tu leefing in zee shedoo ooff hees veeffe-a, Vestleeng heemselff inseested thet vuoold nut be-a un issooe-a.
“I groo up in a cumpletely gender-iqooel femeely. Bork bork bork! Zee idea thet fezeer knoos best is nut sumetheeng I’m femeelier veet,” seeed Vestleeng, vhu cumes frum a smell toon celled Oockelbu in zee centre-a ooff Svedee. Hees muzeer is a pustel vurker und hees fezeer a retured suceeel vurker. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
“Fur me-a, it is nu prublem tu velk oone-a, tvu oor 10 steps beheend Feecturia und steell keep my selff-isteem intect,” he-a inseested. Bork bork bork!
stupid king of Sw disinherited his son to give idiot daughter the throne — PC gone mad.