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Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car
AP via MSNBC.ocm ^
| 05/07/10
| Staff
Posted on 05/07/2010 9:31:24 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
Victim, injured in crosswalk, is treated in hospital for minor facial injuries.
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: accident; humor; lordjesuschrist; ma; massachusetts; napl; trafficaccident
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To: OldDeckHand
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posted on
05/07/2010 9:33:39 AM PDT
by
MNDude
(The Republican Congress Economy--1995-2007)
To: OldDeckHand
JESUS SAVES
all others take 3d20 collision damage
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posted on
05/07/2010 9:35:17 AM PDT
by
pogo101
To: OldDeckHand
Physician - HEAL THYSELF!
When he can't, then change his name back to Joe Dipshit or what ever it was to begin with.
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posted on
05/07/2010 9:36:29 AM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: OldDeckHand
LOL - one of the comments was “He’ll be OK. Christ has survived worse.”
5
posted on
05/07/2010 9:37:05 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Never trust anyone who points their ass at God while praying.)
To: OldDeckHand
6
posted on
05/07/2010 9:37:06 AM PDT
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: OldDeckHand
If you meet the Messiah on the road...kill him.
7
posted on
05/07/2010 9:37:40 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
8
posted on
05/07/2010 9:40:24 AM PDT
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: MNDude
Karma for Blaspheming?
Is naming yourself after Jesus blasphemy? The British and Americans don't do it but it seems to be common in the Spanish speaking world.
To: OldDeckHand
I hit a bear once.
To: AnotherUnixGeek
Really? Who do you know who has named themselves after Jesus?
I know scores of people named Jesus by their parents, but none so named by themselves.
11
posted on
05/07/2010 9:47:18 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 470 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: OldDeckHand
Jesus Christ! Get out of the street!
To: reagan_fanatic
Other comments :
* Boy, She nailed him, in the cross walk.
* But Christ will be OK, He’s survived worse
* I wonder if he’ll forgive her....
To: OldDeckHand
If someone saw what happened. Would that make them a...Jehovah's witness?
14
posted on
05/07/2010 9:57:03 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
To: OldDeckHand
15
posted on
05/07/2010 9:58:54 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
To: BigCinBigD
Were the paramedics who responded, Seventh Day Adventists???
16
posted on
05/07/2010 9:59:11 AM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
((((((((((((((((((((PALIN/BACHMANN 2012))))))))))))))))))))
To: WOBBLY BOB
"I was stripped, whipped, beaten, crucified,
stabbed, rose from the dead and all I got
was this lousy t-shirt."
To: pogo101
To: null and void; AnotherUnixGeek
19
posted on
05/07/2010 10:30:02 AM PDT
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: OldDeckHand
Did he turn the other cheek afterwards?
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