Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds

©2010 The Cornell Daily Sun. ^ | May 7, 2010 | By Eliza LaJoie

[Windflier]

New study! I’d bet guys are better at remembering large-breasted women.

I remember a lot of large-breasted women with perfect clarity. I just can't recall their names.

[AFPhys]

The real reason that Sophia was glancing at Jane like that is not revealed by this particular photo. Other photos of that event show very clearly that Jane’s top was not hiding her darker assets as she moved about.

[SnakeDoctor]

Irrelevant trivia. You remember the high points.

SnakeDoc

[LibertyRocks]

NAW!!! Couldn’t be! LOL Do you think I could get a grant to prove that waitresses who wear mini-skirts get more money than those who wear skirts to their knees, or wear black tuxedo pants???

I can’t believe they actually funded a study like this. Do they really need “proof”? This is common sense (and common knowledge among anyone who has ever waitressed, or even worked in a restaurant or bar at any time in their lives!!!)

[LibertyRocks]

I should also add that providing GOOD SERVICE to your customers with a friendly smiling face outweighs large breasts, AND a short skirt!!!

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

As in the case of climate studies, we need to see the raw data!

[Windflier]

Other photos of that event show very clearly that Jane’s top was not hiding her darker assets as she moved about.

Even that famous photo shows a "darker asset". I noticed that the first time I saw the pic years ago.

Funny how the culture has changed so much since my childhood. If Sophia and Jane were modern day celebs in the same scenario, Sophia would hardly notice those assets. If she did, she'd probably just smile.

[Windflier]

Irrelevant trivia. You remember the high points.

Damn, you're good at this. Shame you're not getting paid federal grant dollars for your insight.

[ColdWater]

You remember the high points.

Sad fact of life. They droop and you only have the memories ...

[Windflier]

...providing GOOD SERVICE to your customers with a friendly smiling face outweighs large breasts, AND a short skirt!

That's true for me, and I'm a fool for a curvy woman in a short skirt.

[ICAB9USA]

Big tips for those damn waitresses.

Yoi!

[SnakeDoctor]

A smiling face and large breasts would be more ideal.

SnakeDoc

[VampireStateNY]

The blonde is Jayne Mansfield, but the brunette is Sophia Loren. Not that she was ever lacking in natural resources, either...

[Grunthor]

Yes we’ve been corrected. Over and over and over again.

[LibertyRocks]

There was one of those in the Hotel my daughters were at for an anime convention... Too bad all the girls there looked like they were starving themselves so they looked good in the halter-halfshirts, and hip-hugger minis. Even my husband was shocked at the small amount of actual fabric, the the low-cut tied shirts. At least some of them were wearing a sports bra under the white shirt... But not all. They are about >< that close to being a “Gentleman’s Club”.

[VampireStateNY]

I see other FReepers have cleaved this mystery already - I’ll try harder to keep abreast of the thread next time. :-)

[BJClinton]

Instead, he found that waitresses with larger bra sizes received higher tips — as did women with blonde hair and slender bodies.

That's why God invented breast implants, makeup and 24 hour gyms.

[Eaker]

What on Earth makes you think that joke was appropriate to post on FR?

Must have been a doozy!

;<)

[r-q-tek86]

[Arrowhead1952]

I'll see your Hooter gals and raise you Ashley.