Posted on 04/23/2010 8:11:30 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Friday.
Open Line Friday Pings.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushTGIFOpenLinesDaydittos from Biggirl! PING!!!!:)=^..^=
Oh, BTW, Rush said yesterday he wouldn’t be here—Mark Steyn is subbing.
Thank me!
Obama is creating zombie corporations like GM that are undead unprofitable and are sucking the life out of the economy just like they have in Japan for years.
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RUSH: You know, Snerdley just had an interesting observation. Would it be fair to call this financial regulatory reform bill "voodoo economics"? Because, after all, the press is under a spell and everybody is expecting magic to happen from this. Yeah, I like it. Obama: Voodoo economics.
From Anne Kornblut and Michael D. Shear at the Washington Post. I need a magnifying glass to read this. It printed out small. I mean, I literally do, but here's the headline: "Obama Urges CEOs to Abandon 'Furious Effort' to Block Financial Overhaul -- Bringing his case for financial reform directly to the industry's epicenter, President Obama urged Wall Street executives Thursday to join with consumer advocates in urging lawmakers to pass stricter regulations." Now, listen to this. This is Obama. "Unless your business model relies on bilking people, there's little to fear from these new rules." In other words, it's sort of like the Ben Roethlisberger approach to women in a bar. "Just shut up, just relax, and eventually you're gonna enjoy it -- and don't tell anybody. Shut up, relax, you'll enjoy it eventually." Look, does this not betray everything Obama believes? "Unless your business model relies on bilking people, there's little to fear from these new rules"? That's how he views the entire private sector: People get bilked, and of course the people that get bilked are the true owners, the rightful owners of the nation's wealth.
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Mark Steyn sub host dittos to all.
I’m in.
He is my favorite sub, but he just ain’t quite the same.
I wondered. I didn’t catch his announcement. Thanks.
Just went over to the internet site, and the ditto cam was down, with Steyn subbing.
Hi, dear.
Hey, baby.
Hello, darlin’. Happy Friday.
Your boyfriend mark is here.
Steyn is awesome! Ready for a Hillary-alious Open Line Friday.
No one is, yet. Mark is tremendously improved, though, so there is hope! Like I said elsewhere, he has prose so sharp it could clip a hedge. If he can hone that into a speaking role, he’s golden.
IMHO, sort of. cheers!
I’m willing to listen as he practices. I don’t listen to that Mark whatever from Texas. Is that Mark Davis? Yuck!
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