Posted on 04/21/2010 1:08:32 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy
The problem with these leagues is that everyone wants to be either a pitcher or a catcher. No wants to play the other positions.
Yup. Get some fat beer bellied home run hitter softball types. “We want to join the team but we don’t do that queer stuff.”
I once knew a fairly hot girl who was dating and sort of living with a bi guy. He moved to a another town to be with a gay crowd. He was also leaching money off her but she still cared for him.
I tried to convince her that he was not bi but he was gay and bi really means gay. I had no interest in her because if she had been with him then the AIDS risk meter would peg off the charts.
She was a lib who hated Rudy for cleaning up NYC and for “chasing the poor people out” of NYC. She was a very white northern midwestener. She was also very wary of black people. A tolerant liberal who was a little racist.
The bottom line was she was a total mental case. After talking to her twice, I avoided her like the plague.
They were asked if they the double play was their favorite defensive move.
He could pitch for the g*y team. I am sure he already has.
Must make for some unusual drag bunts. And forget aout the suicide squeeze.
Freedom of Association.. how does this sort of thing even wind up in the courts to begin with?
Any private individual or group can discriminate against whoever they want whenever they want for whatever reason they want, period. Why is it people think they have a right to be accepted by anyone?
I think I’m going to file a class action lawsuit against all beautiful women who ever turned me down for a date.
WTH.
Gay discrimination is DIFFERENT from when straights do it against them. It just...IS!
Probably questioned about who pitches, who catches, and what constitutes a ‘passed ball’.
“The alliance ruled the three men were “nongay,” stripped D2 of its second-place finish and recommended that the three players be suspended from participating in the Gay Softball World Series for a year, according to the lawsuit.”
The alliance said that if three men were willing to be “gang raped” by the Village People, the suspension would be lifted, IF they could pass the “two gerbils wide test!
In before the thread is pulled again! (At least 3 times today.)
So there’s a new guy on the boat.
The chief leads him down to the engine room to a barrel which was missing a cork.
The chief says, go ahead. Try it out.
The guy says, This is great. I’m going to come here every day.
The chief says, Every day except Monday.
The guy says, What’s wrong with Monday?
The chief says, That’s your day in the barrel.
The guy goes to the Captain and says, Everyone on this ship is gay. And they are screwing with me all the time.
The Captain says, Really? Come over here! Now sit down on my lap and tell me what all those bad boys did to you...
I apologize in advance for my lack of decorum and civility. But it is a funny joke I picked up in the Navy.
It is truly amusing when the lunatics start attacking one another. This is the fruit of identity politics. The “diversity” that the lunatics insist upon can only tear a society apart.
BOHICA
Hand me the popcorn. This is gonna be good.
I would think SOFT...BALL would be perfect for Bisexuals....
LOL, with a headline like that, who could resist posting it?
There’s a lot of pitchers in the big leagues but not a lot of big-league pitchers. - Sparky Anderson
Looks like the same goes for pitcher/catcher types, too.
No headline will ever beat
“Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks”
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