National and international bodies generally regard the IPCF as authoritative, and its reports are widely cited in almost any debate related to cow farts. But the biggest achievement of the IPCF has become an international acceptance of the Cow Fart Unit, or CFU, which has become a universal standard in measuring air quality and pollution, as well as commercially distributed carbon credits.
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To: Bean Counter
Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere Well, what were all those cows doing inside that volcano in the first place, for heaven's sake...? ;)
To: Bean Counter; Slings and Arrows
3 posted on
04/21/2010 1:06:24 PM PDT by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Bean Counter
If this is true, then why can I still smell the stench coming from Washington?
4 posted on
04/21/2010 1:06:37 PM PDT by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Bean Counter
How will Iceland ever pay for all it’s carbon credits?
5 posted on
04/21/2010 1:06:38 PM PDT by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Bean Counter; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
How’d the cows get in there in the first place and does Bean Counter do all of the fart count news around here?
6 posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:06 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(We've gone from phony soldiers to phony conservative protesters. Nothing about liberalism is genuine)
To: Bean Counter
7 posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:09 PM PDT by
AnglePark
To: Bean Counter
Your graphic is a little off.
I Trillion is 1,000 Gigafarts--not one million gigafarts
8 posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:28 PM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Bean Counter
Were we shortchanged on the deaths of the Polish President and family because Obama was not present. Certainly can’t have anything to do with the fact that Poland is pretty much Catholic....AND “No missile defense for them” thanks to Obama.
To: Bean Counter
The EPA should permanently ban volcanoes...now.
13 posted on
04/21/2010 1:10:05 PM PDT by
FrankR
(Those of us who love AMERICA far outnumber those who love obama - your choice.)
To: Bean Counter
..."sorta makes my occasional tuna toot insignificant"
14 posted on
04/21/2010 1:10:44 PM PDT by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: Bean Counter
I get so angry when I read about how cows are destroying the Earth. It makes me want to run out and tip a cow over.
15 posted on
04/21/2010 1:11:14 PM PDT by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: Bean Counter
Sounds like another AlGore money making machine!
17 posted on
04/21/2010 1:14:16 PM PDT by
K-oneTexas
(I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
To: Bean Counter
Well, we finally know.
“Eyjafjallajökull” is Icelandic for “The Sphincter of the Giant Cow under the Earth”!
To: Bean Counter
I hope when Rahm farted on the Charlie Rose show it didn’t push us over the top!
One fart too many...
20 posted on
04/21/2010 1:17:36 PM PDT by
Irenic
To: Bean Counter
And the dummies did not even include the methane gas produced by vegatative fermentation in the millions of square miles of wetlands all over the world. And what about the constant leakage from gas fields?
21 posted on
04/21/2010 1:18:21 PM PDT by
353FMG
(What can Islam possibly contribute to America other than its destruction?)
To: Bean Counter
23 posted on
04/21/2010 1:18:23 PM PDT by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Bean Counter
25 posted on
04/21/2010 1:21:19 PM PDT by
exbrit
To: Bean Counter
So where’s Al Gore on this scale after a night of cheap Mexican food?
26 posted on
04/21/2010 1:23:45 PM PDT by
Noumenon
("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
To: Bean Counter
Hey, I don’t want words. I want to see action. I want to see a United Nations team hiking up that volcano with one really big cork and a big bottle of Super Glue. After that, they can turn their attention to Rahm Emanuel.
27 posted on
04/21/2010 1:31:15 PM PDT by
righttackle44
(Is Obama an Irish, Italian or Japanese name?)
To: Bean Counter
Chile's Chaiten Volcano released a gigantic cloud of emissions There's yer answer--stop feeding them cows chile, chilli, however them icelandies spell 'er!
28 posted on
04/21/2010 1:32:33 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(Conservative Bostonian, atheist pro-lifer, outnumbered by the clueless)
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