Posted on 04/21/2010 1:04:49 PM PDT by Bean Counter
On May 2 2008, Chile's Chaiten Volcano released a gigantic cloud of emissions composed of ash, steam, smoke, and various oddball gases whose estimated amount equals to one trillion cow farts, a UN-sponsored climate change study revealed. "In just one day, this volcano set the Kyoto Protocol back 15 years, obliterating the otherwise outstanding success of our multi-billion dollar efforts to curb the release of cow farts into the atmosphere," complained Chairman of Intergovernmental Panel on Cow Farts (IPCF) Rajendra K. Pachauri at an emergency conference at Grand Plaza Hotel in New York yesterday. "Therefore, we demand that this eruption be considered unscientific and thus disqualified from inclusion into climate change models. Need I mention that it wasn't sanctioned by the the United Nations?"
*snip*
And the dummies did not even include the methane gas produced by vegatative fermentation in the millions of square miles of wetlands all over the world. And what about the constant leakage from gas fields?
LOL :)
Ban volcanoes.
So where’s Al Gore on this scale after a night of cheap Mexican food?
Hey, I don’t want words. I want to see action. I want to see a United Nations team hiking up that volcano with one really big cork and a big bottle of Super Glue. After that, they can turn their attention to Rahm Emanuel.
There's yer answer--stop feeding them cows chile, chilli, however them icelandies spell 'er!
“Your graphic is a little off.
I Trillion is 1,000 Gigafarts—not one million gigafarts “
now, now, brown cow, vey are using a glorious UN climate computer to make the graphic, the truth is what ve manipulate it to ve.
Tax that thing.
Also, the corrected unit conversions:
1,000 Cow Farts = 1 kiloCowFart (kCF)
1,000,000 Cow Farts = 1 megaCowFart (MCF)
1,000,000,000 Cow Farts = 1 gigaCowFart (GCF)
1,000,000,000,000 Cow Farts = 1 teraCowFart (TCF)
Another equivalent:
1 Congress = 1 yottaCowFart (YCF)
Furthermore, 1,000 farts is a kilofart a megafart is 1,000,000 farts (which
is 1/1,000 th of a gigafart)
And 1,000 gigafarts is a terafart 1,000 terafarts is a quadrafart
1,000 quadrafarts is a pelosi and 1,000 pelosis is one Wee Wee.
And now you know ...
:)
"... and Knowing is Half the Battle!"
And in the end, it’s all just farts in the wind...
(That would be Governor Le Petomane BTW)
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