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Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
United Nations Intergovernmental panel on Cow Farts ^
| April 21, 2001
| R.S.
Posted on 04/21/2010 1:04:49 PM PDT by Bean Counter
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National and international bodies generally regard the IPCF as authoritative, and its reports are widely cited in almost any debate related to cow farts. But the biggest achievement of the IPCF has become an international acceptance of the Cow Fart Unit, or CFU, which has become a universal standard in measuring air quality and pollution, as well as commercially distributed carbon credits.
To: Bean Counter
Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere Well, what were all those cows doing inside that volcano in the first place, for heaven's sake...? ;)
To: Bean Counter; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:06:24 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Bean Counter
If this is true, then why can I still smell the stench coming from Washington?
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:06:37 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Bean Counter
How will Iceland ever pay for all it’s carbon credits?
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:06:38 PM PDT
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Bean Counter; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
How’d the cows get in there in the first place and does Bean Counter do all of the fart count news around here?
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:06 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(We've gone from phony soldiers to phony conservative protesters. Nothing about liberalism is genuine)
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:09 PM PDT
by
AnglePark
To: Bean Counter
Your graphic is a little off.
I Trillion is 1,000 Gigafarts--not one million gigafarts
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:28 PM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:07:39 PM PDT
by
gundog
(Outrage is anger taken by surprise. Nothing these people do surprises me anymore.)
To: AnglePark
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
BBQ
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:08:59 PM PDT
by
WVKayaker
( Ridicule is the best test of truth. - Philip Dormer Shanhope, Lord Chesterfield)
To: Bean Counter
Were we shortchanged on the deaths of the Polish President and family because Obama was not present. Certainly can’t have anything to do with the fact that Poland is pretty much Catholic....AND “No missile defense for them” thanks to Obama.
To: Bean Counter
The EPA should permanently ban volcanoes...now.
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:10:05 PM PDT
by
FrankR
(Those of us who love AMERICA far outnumber those who love obama - your choice.)
To: Bean Counter
..."sorta makes my occasional tuna toot insignificant"
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:10:44 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: Bean Counter
I get so angry when I read about how cows are destroying the Earth. It makes me want to run out and tip a cow over.
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:11:14 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: green pastures
Issue cow f@rt securities, take out default swaps against them and when they fail you walk away with all that cash.
See? EZ wasn’t it?
To: Bean Counter
Sounds like another AlGore money making machine!
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:14:16 PM PDT
by
K-oneTexas
(I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
To: a fool in paradise
Howd the cows get in there in the first place and does Bean Counter do all of the fart count news around here?
They should worry less about counting the beans and just stop feeding them to the cows at the bottom of a volcano. I mean you have a trillion cows farting away down there, somebody lights a match and the whole stinking mountain blows up.
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:17:11 PM PDT
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
To: Bean Counter
Well, we finally know.
“Eyjafjallajökull” is Icelandic for “The Sphincter of the Giant Cow under the Earth”!
To: Bean Counter
I hope when Rahm farted on the Charlie Rose show it didn’t push us over the top!
One fart too many...
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posted on
04/21/2010 1:17:36 PM PDT
by
Irenic
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