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Extramarital sex fuels earthquakes, warns Iran cleric
The Australian ^
| April 17, 2010
Posted on 04/18/2010 5:47:51 AM PDT by billorites
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To: billorites
Well, some couples would claim that, yes.
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:48:52 AM PDT
by
vladimir998
(Part of the Vast Catholic Conspiracy (hat tip to Kells))
To: billorites
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:49:59 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Bawney Fwank's mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.)
To: billorites
At least he isn't blaming global warming! (sarcasm)
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:50:04 AM PDT
by
airborne
("Peace, Love, Dope" has now become "Hope, Change, Obama" !!!)
To: billorites
About as believable as “Global Warming” causing volcano’s.
To: billorites
Whoa, I felt the earth move!
No wonder they make their women dress like umbrellas.
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:50:22 AM PDT
by
Aevery_Freeman
(Don't just pick between Bull Sh*t and Horse Sh*t, clean out the stable!)
To: billorites
Is that including men and their goats? *SMIRK*
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:51:51 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save the Earth. It's the only planet with Chocolate.)
To: billorites
My wife and I have fueled several marital earthquakes over the past 18 years.
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:52:41 AM PDT
by
MuttTheHoople
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/TeddyVWad.jpg)
To: billorites
“Wham, Bam, thank you mam.”
“Did the earth move for you?”
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:54:21 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(Free Men will always be armed with the Truth.)
To: billorites
Well, if you think about it, this is just as logical as that idiot leftie who a few months ago claimed that “global warming” caused the Haiti earthquake.
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posted on
04/18/2010 5:54:49 AM PDT
by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually." (Hendrix))
To: billorites
If you’re doing it right, well, yeah...
To: billorites
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down
I feel my heart start to trembling
Whenever you’re around
- Mohammed Simon
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:00:37 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Giant Gila Monster)
To: billorites
So if what happens if I wear a lacy Fredricks of Hollywood bra and thong under my burkha? Is that still bad? Will I feel the wrath of the “allah”?
I need to go talk to GaGa about all this. Sounds like a great video idea.
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:01:21 AM PDT
by
nagdt
("speak the truth but leave immediately afterward")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Haha!
Just think of all the imams who rented the DVD "Men Who Stare at Goats" and expected a romance!
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:01:55 AM PDT
by
SonOfDarkSkies
(I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself... - D.H. Lawrence)
To: billorites
To: billorites
Degenerate the faithful.....with that crazy Casbah sound
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:14:27 AM PDT
by
dennisw
(It all comes 'round again --Fairport)
To: smokingfrog
“Wham, Bam, thank you mam.” The 2003 Bam earthquake was a major earthquake that struck Bam and the surrounding Kerman province of southeastern Iran at 1:56 AM UTC (5:26 AM Iran Standard Time) on Friday, December 26, 2003. The most widely accepted estimate for the magnitude of the earthquake is a moment magnitude (Mw) of 6.6; estimated by the United States Geological Survey. The earthquake was particularly destructive, with the death toll amounting to 26,271 people and injuring an additional 30,000. The effects of the earthquake were exacerbated by the use of mud brick as the standard construction medium; many of the area's structures did not comply with earthquake regulations set in 1989.
2003 Bam earthquake
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:16:42 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: billorites
What about sex with goats and camels?
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:17:03 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: billorites
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:19:38 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: Diana in Wisconsin
It's like Arafat confided to Clinton, “Camels don't talk”, But how do you disguise an earthquake.
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posted on
04/18/2010 6:19:55 AM PDT
by
chainsaw
( 'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal)
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