Posted on 04/15/2010 8:35:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
BUREAUCRATS CANNOT LEGISLATE AWAY ALL RISK!!!!!
Alan Keyes on Tuesday said something completely true.....If we do not succeed in 2010 in turning this ship around, we may not get a second chance.
Rush (paraphrased): “I should start accepting some of these invitations. I should start going on some of these shows and just start out by saying that NO T.V. News Anchor should be making more than $100,000 a year.”
Wish I was.
Hey now! I’m hoping to get a new couch outta this one!
If your name was Mrs. Springman, I’d think you were my wife!!!!
If my name was Mrs. Springman, you’d think I was your wife too.
I’m a here. Rush did and extra long Reicheeeeeeeee today.....
Checks are in the mail so as I can pay even more people to sit on their asses and not work.... If I FReep a little ornary today, I’m sure everyone will understand....
That is incredible. I have found it impossible to get thru (any time I have tried).
Seminars have special lines???
Thank you cg. However I’d rather have a job than sit on my rearend.
HaHa.......does the Col know they are killing the chickens?
Obama Website Trains Seminar Callers to Spam Talk Radio Shows.
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_022610/content/01125106.guest.html
There was a change to the following verse as the author didn’t realize the implication of “closet door”.
Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Sarah P.
Preachin the truth and a-ringin the bell of Lady Liberty
If libs like the Obamanation, theyll need much more than luck
But as for me, give me Liberty, not a Government Motors truck.
Closet door is now changed to “Freedom’s door”.
Someone opened up Freedom’s door and out stepped Sarah P.
Preachin the truth and a-ringin the bell of Lady Liberty
If libs like the Obamanation, theyll need much more than luck
But as for me, give me Liberty, not a Government Motors truck.
I should of posted a disclaimer, sorries!! As you know though, you know those of whom I speak. And I will know the feeling though soon enough when the store is sold. I’ll be sitting down with several people who’ve had some things in the works for a while now. I may be able to get into the mix, which would be a good thing indeed.... Good luck and please let me know if I can help in anyway.....
Hey, just in! The bad baseball team otherwise known as the Indians actually WON a game today!! I’m still in shock.......
While your still running the store, you have to pay the quarterly taxes.
Taxes that are due before we are out of here. I’ll use for the sake of simplicity 5/1 as the day the new owners take over. But with the liquor license being the most important and time consuming item in the process, they start being in the store on 5/1, but I’m still ultimately responsible for everything under the auspices of the management agreement I signed w/them. It’s a standard thing now to do cause it isn’t like the old days when things were done in a blink of an eye.
So back to the May 1st date. By then, I need to make sure the following are paid and caught up on.....
-—Sales taxes. By far the most important tax of all. At one time I was 2 months behind in paying. Had it stayed that way there was a 0% chance of the liquor license transferring. I have now caught up, paying 3 months worth in the last 3 weeks. On next Friday,March’s tax is due—NO PROBLEMS there!!
-—State withholding. Due every 3 months, caught up....
-—CAT(commercial activity tax). 2009 tax due on May 1st. It’s the way the state does it, has nothing to do with sale date.....
So all in all we’re in good shape there. Not only that, but since me and my brother are selling the building too we are responsible for property taxes up until the day of closing, figure 5/1 to make it easy.....
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