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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
Crave Cnet ^
| 01 April 2010, 10:33am
| Nick Hide
Posted on 04/09/2010 7:02:02 PM PDT by jmcenanly
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
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Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfool; callingartbell; lhc; science; stringtheory
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The ploice line-up was... interesting
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:02:04 PM PDT
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jmcenanly
To: jmcenanly
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:03:36 PM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Thinking of using 911 for protection? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
To: jmcenanly
Cool. Ask him who wins the 2010 World Series and lock him up until it’s over.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:05:16 PM PDT
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AU72
To: AU72
No doubt. Lets make some $$$.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:06:56 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: jmcenanly
To: jmcenanly
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:07:09 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: jmcenanly
Got himself arrested did he? Should have saw that coming!
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:07:40 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: jmcenanly
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:07:41 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Obama: Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg)
To: jmcenanly
That’s just my neighbor. I was wondering where he went. He’s usually fairly normal except when he does that future routine.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:08:33 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(Obama care should begin with doctors putting Nancy Pelosi's tongue in a splint.)
To: jmcenanly
"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered." Rather "Onion" like.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:08:36 PM PDT
by
realpatriot
(Some spelling errers entionally included!)
To: AU72
“Eloi” - right out of HG Well’s “The Time Machine”.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:09:25 PM PDT
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bsf2009
To: bsf2009
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04/09/2010 7:10:36 PM PDT
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bsf2009
To: jmcenanly
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:11:45 PM PDT
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cajuncow
To: jmcenanly
"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."This last sentence makes me wonder if they sent us back in time 8 days.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:11:45 PM PDT
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Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Nateman
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:12:52 PM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Thinking of using 911 for protection? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:13:02 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
(January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
To: Nateman
If he is from the future why don’t they stop the LHC in the future?
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:13:34 PM PDT
by
omega4179
(www.JDforsenate.com)
To: jmcenanly
Did they impound the Delorean?
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:14:34 PM PDT
by
FrankR
(Those of us who love AMERICA far outnumber those who love obama - your choice.)
To: jmcenanly
If the world was destroyed by the Hadron collider, then how is it possible for this guy to travel back in time to warn us? He would have been killed with everybody else.
If I could go back in time, I'd go back to 1620 and I'd sit on Plymouth Rock waiting for the Mayflower to arrive. I'd be wearing a warm jacket and would be listening to my iPod. I would give those people one hell of a jolt, that's for sure.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:17:16 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I am 11 days away from outliving Jack Kerouac)
To: jmcenanly
If he is from the future, then he should have known he would be arrested. If he didn’t know, then he has already altered the future, in which case, he quite probably wouldn’t have been able to come here. Nothing but paradoxes! However, due to “advances” in String Theory, physicists are considering the concept of multiple universes more seriously now, and that this man came from the future without causing a paradox could get him a Nobel Prize for demonstrating multiple universes. Well, Jimmie Carter, Al Gore, and Obama each have one and don’t tell me Global Warming is less nutty than coming from the future.
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