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Grammar Police Alert! I Laid An Egg On Aunt Ruth's Head is For You and For Us All
I Laid an Egg on Aunt Ruth's Head and assorted references to it ^ | April 3, 2010 | self

Posted on 04/03/2010 5:09:52 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt

I was recently reminded of how our Grammar and other, um, correcting Free Republic members - beloved as they are - are invaluable to our growth as individuals and as Free Republic posters....

(see http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2485902/posts?page=5 post 3 and 4 for that latest reminder...)

Anyway, Joel Schnoor of Apex, NC, has written this blockbuster book (a sleeper best selller) that I want to recommend to all Grammar "Police" here on Free Republic and those who "grow" from their corrections, um those marvelous teaching moments.


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KEYWORDS: education; funny; grammar; humor; whosonfirst
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To: Lee'sGhost

Um well consider the two minutes time that will benefit you eventually.

Did you get the part about the correct use of “may” and “can”?


21 posted on 04/03/2010 5:35:08 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

Yes. LOL! Apparently you missed the sarcasm. But I still want my two minutes back.


22 posted on 04/03/2010 5:37:01 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Lee'sGhost

Did you just end a sentence with a preposition??@!!


23 posted on 04/03/2010 5:37:20 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: Lee'sGhost

HA! Oh did you put the /s on your post - and if not, do you think I can read your mind???? Even if I could, well, my mind needs all the help it can get....so do the /s in the future if you want me to get it...

:-)


24 posted on 04/03/2010 5:38:47 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: Xenalyte

ping


25 posted on 04/03/2010 5:38:55 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

Well....no offense. But if you have to put /s on it, especially given the topic, it’s not worth it.


26 posted on 04/03/2010 5:40:38 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt
The Underground Grammarian
27 posted on 04/03/2010 5:40:45 AM PDT by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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To: Uncle Ike
I'm definitely not a professional writer. Writing well is too much like real work, and my writing style would put you to sleep (think of reading legal documents).

What drives me crazy is that I see that transposition EVERYWHERE. I just saw it in a widely acclaimed history book that I was reading, by a well known history professor. I see it in pretty much every car and bike magazine I read, in history magazines, in instructions for how to put together a (name your favorite "some assembly required" item). I see it in MSM articles I find here that were written by "professionals".

28 posted on 04/03/2010 5:45:56 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Joe McCarthy was right. He was just early.)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

I can love it, I may love it, I do love it! LOL!


29 posted on 04/03/2010 5:58:30 AM PDT by blu (Graffiti the world, I've seen the writing on the wall...)
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30 posted on 04/03/2010 6:07:07 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

One of the things that particulalry irks me is how some writers will use phrases that they HEAR incorrectly

e.g., For all intents and purposes.
I have seen this used as “for all intensive purposes...”

Also, “I should of gone shopping today.”
Instead of, “I should HAVE gone shopping today”

Sadly, I have seen this done on FR posts...


31 posted on 04/03/2010 6:16:14 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: Paisan

OH, you mean it’s not, “For all intents and purposes”???

Yes, if I don’t go shopping for clothes today, I know I will be saying tomorrow, “I should HAVE gone shopping.”

Thanks for your input.

My very favorite is the use of “YOUR” versus the use of “YOU’RE”.....

Your slip is showing because you’re wearing a skirt that’s too short!

(for instance).


32 posted on 04/03/2010 6:22:21 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: patriot08

Love it!


33 posted on 04/03/2010 6:23:09 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: blu

Very good! So do I (love it!)


34 posted on 04/03/2010 6:24:27 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: Hardastarboard

I hate the misuse of ‘then’ and ‘than’, drives me nuts.


35 posted on 04/03/2010 6:26:46 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Lee'sGhost

No offense taken.


36 posted on 04/03/2010 6:34:07 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

I hope it clears up that big mystery about the meanings of their and there.


37 posted on 04/03/2010 7:00:15 AM PDT by billhilly
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

My problem is not grammar.

It is TYPING.

Back in the day, typing was not a requirement in the College Course. People bound for College were not expected to know how to do anything as mundane as “Typing”! LOL!

That was for the girls in the BUSINESS COURSE.

So, Like Driving, Motorcycling, Reading Music, Piano, Guitar, html, Russian, Audio Engineering, CuBase, Pro-Tools, and Music production, I taught myself TYPING as well!

Ha Ha.


38 posted on 04/03/2010 7:14:17 AM PDT by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: left that other site

Oh my goodness!!!! Wow!

Well how in the world did you teach yourself typing?

I took a typing class in summer school of the 7th grade.

Little did I know that that course would serve me better than any other course I took throughout all my school years!

(Hey, I want to take up piano again - something I tried for about a year and a half - and was good at it - but I quit because of being so painfully shy about performing in front of people for the recitals I had to do... What do you advise is the best way to do that at my old age?)


39 posted on 04/03/2010 7:30:42 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: billhilly

Yes it does!

But don’t believe the Grammar skeptics.

They and their friends say don’t go there...(don’t go to I Laid An Egg on Aunt Ruth’s Head).

But I go there all the time to get answers to all their pesky grammatical questions.


40 posted on 04/03/2010 7:33:44 AM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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