The Gaia Worshipers need to off themselves...just to set A Good Example for the rest of us. ;)
One of my favorite activities during “Earf Hour” is to drive around in my SUV with the headlights turned off.
My local Druid club will be offering human sacrifices during the blackout. Shhhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone!
Every light in my house will be blazing. Bring it on.
STUPIDITY is right.
I will do what I did last year — turn on EVERY light in my home for an hour.
I like to idle the old two-stroke dirt bike for an hour and create huge clouds of blue smoke illuminated by lights from a diesel-fueled generator.
This was my “Earth Hour” in 2008 (I missed 2009):
In counter protest several people (including myself) have elected to turn EVERYTHING on.
25 100 Watt light bulbs
5 computers
2 televisions
2 dvd players
2 vcrs
playstation
stereo
Heater (it’s cold outside)
2 floor fans
3 cars idling
oven cooking dinner
and 500 Christmas lights (still haven’t taken them down)
And a wife that now thinks I’m insane.
Unfortunately I couldn’t run the lawn mower because if you let go of the handle it turns off. Was too lazy to duct tape the safety bar closed.
Unfortunately this year I have taken my Christmas lights down. Maybe I could talk my wife into letting me put them back up.
As usual, I will throw on the front flood lights and clean guns on the tailgate.....
My doggie, Lola, says,”What is the big f...g deal? “
(she has no problem navigating in the dark...although it is painful for me if I step on one of her chewy bones in the dark)...I will NOT be walking in the dark...
though I do like candles.
Hey, can we predict an explosion of births 9 months later!
I’ll be celebrating by emitting as much visible light as possible (from incandescent bulbs while I still can) as well as RF energy from 1,000 watt ham radio transmitter that uses vacuum tubes. And I think I’ll spin up a few machine tool motors too.
Don’t ask me what I do doing to “ozone alerts.” ;-)
Every light in the house is on
The backyard’s bright as the crack of dawn
The front walk looks like runway lights
It’s kinda like noon in the dead of night
Every light in the house is on
Is NBC going to do that stupid green, dim light thing again? Just turn the lights out permanently NBC.
Eat a bunch of beans during the day and then play “who’s fart was that” when the lights go out.
“What Activities Can I Do When I Turn Off the Lights for Earth Hour?”
Walk into walls. Fall down staircases. Please be sure to film these activities with infra-red and post your painful sacrifice for our amusme.....er, the edification of Gaia.
the flames and burning pork grease and smoke tends to piss off a few neighbors if I handle it right.
They don’t know what to do with the lights off? Sheesh!
Remind me of this later and I’ll turn all the lights on in the house just for the earthers.
Well if it is dark, then you should screw the government before they screw you (again)
No normal people participate in these dopey things. This is something lefty kooks do to feel good about themselves.
I think this year, if I can somehow remember earth hour when it actually happens, I will turn on every light at the office and at home, as well as all the computers and all other electronic devices. I will make sure to let all the liberals I come across know that I am canceling out their efforts to save the globe.