[Arthur McGowan]

Although “Gump” was great at moments—like the maggot-infested, dope-smoking creep blaming “Johnson and this war” for his beating his girlfriend—it was a lefty film. The moral was: The patriotic heroes Americans admire most are really retards stumbling into glory.

[re_nortex]

Although “Gump” was great at moments—like the maggot-infested, dope-smoking creep blaming “Johnson and this war” for his beating his girlfriend—it was a lefty film. The moral was: The patriotic heroes Americans admire most are really retards stumbling into glory.

It disgusts me now to think that one of my favorite lines from that film was uttered by this disgraceful Tom Hanks creature:

I think you should go home to Greenbow, Ala-BAM-a!, said to Jenny but with a sneer to the filthy hippie.