Posted on 03/11/2010 5:51:39 AM PST by eeevil conservative
GLENN BECK, the most listened to Talk Show Host among White House Peeps (4 out of 5 Marxists agree)!
Welcome Sick Twisted Freaks!
It’s a morning thread, so bring your coffee and doughnuts!
FRink Phrases:
"Cloward and Piven"
“Blow your mind”
“Fatty fat fatso”
“Having an ADD moment”
“That’s FANTASTIC!”
And of course anytime Pat does his Arlen Specter voice is cause to FRink!
Feel free to FReepmail any suggestions to add to the list!
ENJOY!
I love that song. Best opening guitar riff evah!
The left mocks us for liking that song, saying that it was meant to be a parody of how the right feels about the left. And if you are conservative and like that song then you’re stupid and don’t get the nuance. At least that’s what some lib tried to tell me once.
Huh?
Wow, is it an omen when an American Eagle poops on your lawn?LOL!
That sounds like a GREAT omen to me!Where I used to work, they called pay day, the day that the "Eagle [defecates]".
(We used the OTHER word.)So, you must be destined to have BIG MONEY coming your way!
But is it an omen? LOL
Or just my lucky day?
; )
You ‘probly need a $20,000 license from the EPA to clean bald eagle doody off your car....
But seriously, that’s really cool.
Freegards
The main commie song that I really liked before I knew what it was is “Imagine”. Any kid can relate to wanting the world to get along...really really socialist.
Hmmmm, didja work in government, RonDog?
; )
(I have heard that expression before.)
Is it just me, or is FR running only in 1st gear? Everything is going sooooo slooooow.
Ok, that's funny! And sadly close to the truth.
“Imagine there’s no heaven...”
I shut down after that when I heard that song for the first time. That song gave me the creeps. But I knew it was popular even to this day. The big happy Global Citizen anthem.
How does the rest of that one go?
You got that right. But sometimes it can backfire- Dylan absolutely hated being associated with the anti-war movement, thought they were a buncha morons and wanted to distance himself from them.
But still he is lumped in with all that crowd.
Music is very important to the whole teen thing. They knew this and really work it. I’m very cautious as to what comes into our home as far as music and video goes. I’ve got 2 teens and we actually talk about the lyrics and their influence and messages they are sending.
There’s a fruit store on our street,
It’s run by a Greek
And he keeps good things to eat,
But you should hear him speak
When you ask him anything, never answers ‘No’
He just ‘yes -ses’ you to death
And as he take your dough he tells you;
Yes we have no bananas we have no bananas today
We’ve broad beans like bunions cabbahges and honions
And all kinds of fruit and say,
We have an old fashioned tomahto a nice Jersey potahto
But yes we have no bananas
We have no bananas today
Louis Prima
Yes, We Have No Bananas lyrics
Send “Yes, We Have No Bananas”
There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek
And he keeps good things to eat But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers “no”
He just “yes”es you to death, and as he takes your dough He tells you
“Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today
We've string beans, and onions
Cabashes, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned tomato
A Long Island potato But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
“Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away”
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet
Someone asked for “sparrow grass” and then the whole quartet
All answered “Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today”
He, he, he, he, ha, ha, ha whatta you laugh at?
You gotta soup or pie?
Yes, I don't think we got soup or pie
You gotta coconut pie?
Yes, I don't think we got coconut pie
Well I'll have one cup a coffee
We gotta no coffee
Then watta you got?
I got a banana!
Oh you've got a banana!
Yes, we gotta no banana, No banana, No banana, I tell you we gotta no banana today
I sella you no banana
Hey, Mary Anna, you gotta... gotta no banana?
Why this man, he's no believe-a what I say… no… he no believe me…
Now whatta you wanta mister? You wanna buy twelve for a quarter?
Well, just a one of a look, I'm gonna call for my daughter
Hey, Mary Anna You gotta piana
Yes, a banana, no
Yes, we gotta no bananas today!
The new English “clark” (a.k.a. “clerk”):
Yes, we are very sorry to inform you
That we are entirely out of the fruit in question
The afore-mentioned vegetable Bearing the cognomen “Banana”
We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable,
But that is not the policy at this internationally famous green grocery
I should say not. No no no no no no no
But may we suggest that you sample our five o'clock tea
Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet?
However we regret that after a diligent search
Of the premises By our entire staff
We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction
That our raspberries are delicious; really delicious
Very delicious But we have no bananas today.
There’s a fruit store on our street
It’s run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers “no”.
He just “yes”es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
“Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabbages and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned tomato
A Long Island potato, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!”
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
“Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away.”
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for “sparrow grass”
and then the whole quartet
All answered:
“Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain’t many nuts like they.
We’ll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today.”
Yep...you beat me by a few...what in the world is this one leading to...it’s just silly.
LOL...we done dug up that there song fer sure.
LOL! We now have all variations of that song it would appear.
Yikes.
The line that pops out at me is : “We sell 2 kinds of red herring”
Sounds like Obamaland to me!
: )
I have no idea what that song means, though. Anyone know the history behind it?
All I know is that old men used to sing it in the fifties and laugh their brains out...there was something to it. Now I’m gonna go nuts until I figure it out.
Me, too. LOL!
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