6 Newark women hospitalized after getting backsides injected with caulk mixture

NJ.com ^ | March 07, 2010, 8:40AM

[ApplegateRanch]

Calling them dumber than rocks is STILL insulting to rocks.

I thought everybody knew that you don't inject that crap.

You're supposed to fill a Ziplok bag, use a razor blade to make an incision, and INSERT it; then use a mattress needle and cuttyhunk fishing line to stitch the incision closed.

This:

PLUS

Then insert into incission(s), then this, to finish the job:

PLUS

So simple, a drop-out can do it!

[RichInOC]

It could have been worse. They could have sealed their buttcheeks shut.

[ApplegateRanch]

Simply someone taking advantage of ignorant people who don’t check whether people who SAY they’re doctors really ARE.

The mobile clinic should have tipped them off.

[Rebelbase]

That’s gotta be two full sheets of drywall.

[Liberty Valance]

[JoeProBono]

[TheOldLady]

You sending some too?

[Eaker]

As an old man I got none to spare!

[Impy]

I have some caulk. I should start a clinic.

[Lees Swrd]

I have woken up with some humm dingers but I never could handle that much booze. I always passed out before that could look good.

[JouleZ]

Oh that’s just hideous...for cryin’ out loud.

[TornadoAlley3]

cash for caulkers?

[gitmo]

One of the women said, “Hey, President Obama said he’d give us money if we caulked up all the cracks around the house.”

[Redcitizen]

Sometimes plastic surgery is not all its caulked up to be.

[TheOldLady]

That’s okay. You can have some of mine too. I have plenty.

[ABN 505]

That is some FINE BOOTY my Brother. MMMMMM, MMMMM, MMMMMMM!

[Eaker]

Hey, this is the Internet.

We are all smart, rich and skinny.

I can always photoshop us!

[JoeProBono]

[Vinnie]

That silicone crap circulates until it gets lodged in your brain and lowers your IQ by 50 points

I believe that would take them into negative numbers.

[TheOldLady]

Ooh! Ooh! Me first.