Posted on 03/01/2010 9:33:30 AM PST by JoeProBono
WASHINGTON — Poll results, congressional head counts and federal deficits aren't the only numbers President Barack Obama has to worry about. Now, he's trying to walk off a marginally high cholesterol count.
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Hasn’t Obama heard of a treadmill so the SS isn’t having to guard him out in the open? What about not eating wagyu beef at taxpayer expense?
He probably thinks it’s his approval rating...
So should we assume that he’s making no attempt to moderate his drinking problem?
He’s walking to the bodega for another forty.
Our president is an alcoholic who is still actively drinking.
Kinda makes you want to bake him a lard pie.
Too much ‘waygu’ or ‘bamaguey’ steak, too much butter on the lobster you serve your man, Michelle, and WAY TOO MUCH LYING all increase the cholesterol count, barry. Take heed. ( Or better yet, enjoy yourself...combined with the smoking (oh what heart attacks the press would be having if GW smoked, why they would be SHAMING him to death as the leader of our nation and an example for children) and combined with your fancy eating and all the stressful lying you have to keep track of....you are headed for heart trouble, big time!)
Words fail me.
It is outstanding what our fearless leader will do for his country.....
Now if someone will hand me one of those little baggies used on airlines when someone needs it, my day will move forward.
Please note, the bags used on the airline itself are not as adequate as those you receive in an actual air terminal when you need one. I need one from the air terminal. Thanks.
After the recommendation that he also lower his alcohol intake I wonder if he was able to walk a straight line :)
Keep Walkin’ - don’t stop - just go!
It’s completely to message his ego. Waiting for adoring fans to scream and wave. I’d be screaming “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE”? and waving a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag!
I bet it would improve ALL OUR HEALTH if he started walking to Kenya
Best thing for him to do for his cholesterol is smoke a carton of Lucky Strike’s or Camel’s each day.
By inhaling deeply it relaxes the arteries.
Kinda makes you want to bake him a lard pie.
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Topped with cheese and bacon bits! ;-)
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