Police: Woman Attempts Killing With Molotov Cocktail

WESH Orlando ^ | February 15, 2010

[Shermy]

Daytona Beach Shores police have charged a woman with attempted murder after they say she attacked a fellow resident at a condo complex with a Molotov cocktail.

Marie John is accused of trying to light a rag stuffed into a beer bottle full of gasoline and trying to throw it at Jason Ward.

Ward was able to knock the bottle away and run to his unit, police said.

Police said they found several Molotov cocktails and gasoline in the John's unit.

John told investigators she had a presidential pardon to make the gas bombs.

[Feline_AIDS]

See! This is why guns should be illegal! They’re the cause of all violence!

Oh, wait a second now...

[Rebelbase]

“presidential pardon to make the gas bombs”

Dang. It takes begging to get a pardon from the girlfriend whenever I let loose with the gas.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

A pardon for a future criminal act (i.e., “permission”).

Great. Obammie the Commie will do anything to bring this country down.

[rake]

LOL! Great minds...

[ConservativeStatement]

Verified in this link, too: http://www.wftv.com/news/22571316/detail.html

[ArchAngel1983]

She's got that typical liberal thousand yard stare look going for her. You can almost hear her thinking...Bush made me do it!

[Nebr FAL owner]

Granted she ain’t wearing a burka but she does have “psycho” eyes & a twinkie zone look .
(Twinkie zone is when you get to the Twilight zone you make a left turn & just keep on going)

[sten]

(it's amazing what you get if you google.images 'deer headlights' with the adult filter off)

[LibWhacker]

Yikes! Cuckoo cuckoo.

[muglywump]

What is the frequency, Kenneth?

[highimpact]

If there were 100 levels of crazy, she’d be at level 99. You can always tell crazy by looking at the eyes. Those are some crazy, batsh*t insane eyes. The kind of person who thinks “after I chop my toes off with this rusty hatchet, I’m going to drink this tube of super glue and swim to Australia” insane.

[FeliciaCat]

She’s nuts..but I almost feel sorry for her. She looks so lost.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

"John told investigators she had a presidential pardon to make the gas bombs"?

Oh, well, that's perfectly OK then!

[dfwgator]

"John told investigators she had a presidential pardon to make the gas bombs"? Oh, well, that's perfectly OK then!

I make those everytime I stop by Taco Bell.

[TigersEye]

“She made a statement to our investigating officers that every owner of the condominium had been murdered over the Internet and her intent was to eradicate the building of any computers,” Detective Mike Fowler of the Daytona Beach Shores Police Department said.

I don't know how many times I have said the same thing. ~8^O

[Erasmus]

Here's one for electronics oldtimers:

"The filament's lit but there's no B+."

[Fiddlstix]

Good point!

[ricks_place]

Burning Man! 2009

[Lockbar]

A college teacher from Alabama, via Boston?