[EveningStar]

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[BitWielder1]

It's hard to make Obama jokes because the left don't think they're funny
and the right don't think they're jokes.

[massmike]

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[BenLurkin]

Oh yeah -- "perfect"

Behar = World class stupid.

Just my opinion of course.

[DollyCali]

bump

[BJClinton]

Some of these make me weep for our country.

[subterfuge]

Those people are all deranged:

We don't know how much Kennedy was affected by her death, or what she'd have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history. What we don't know, as always, could fill a Metrodome. Still, ignorance doesn't preclude a right to wonder. So it doesn't automatically make someone (aka, me) a Limbaugh-loving, aerial-wolf-hunting NRA troll for asking what Mary Jo Kopechne would have had to say about Ted's death, and what she'd have thought of the life and career that are being (rightfully) heralded. Who knows -- maybe she'd feel it was worth it. -- Melissa Lafsky

[2sheds]

Egad, that there is some blood-dripping hatred coming from tolerant peace-loving lefties.

[ozarkgirl]

I really like #6

6) From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death. — CBS Sports commentator David Feherty

[SueRae]

Forgive me... but number 6 was pretty good.

[Responsibility2nd]

These are insanely stupid quotes, to be sure.

 

But they are missing one of the worst - most stupid - quotes ever....

 

'As horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that's worse.

 

 Gen. George Casey

 

[Wyatt's Torch]

Obnoxious? This one deserves a standing ovation:

6) From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death. — CBS Sports commentator David Feherty

[Sunshine Sister]

OMG!!!! I kind of liked the one about a service person on an elevator with terrorists and politicians!

[Oztrich Boy]

I vote #9.

[11th Commandment]

Missing- the continual use of the word “coup” to described the removal of Honduras President and Fascist Manuel Zelaya.

[Bean Counter]

41. HI! BILLY MAYS HERE. LIKE THE TASTE OF CHIPOLTE? HATE THE BLOODSTAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR??...”

(South Park’s “Billy Mays” episode...)

[RetSignman]

JUDGE: “Do you, Barack Hussien Obama, swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America”?

OBAMA: I do.