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Michelle And Barack's Christmas Letter (More of the same)
Boston Herald ^ | December 25, 2009 | Michael Graham

Posted on 12/24/2009 6:07:56 PM PST by suspects

Dear Friends And Far-Flung Family,

What a year of “hope and change” it has been.

Just one year ago we had a president whose approval rating was below 50 percent, health care reform was politically unpopular and it looked like the war in Afghanistan would go on forever.

Just look how far we’ve come!

Sasha and Malia love living in the White House. It’s even better now that they have their new friend in the White House, too. He’s cute, he’s dopey, he’s always making messes for us to clean up, but what can you say? He’s the vice president, and we love him.

The girls are enjoying school at Sidwell Friends. Barack told everyone we seriously looked at the local public schools (In D.C.? Ho, ho, ho), but Sidwell is delightful. No wonder those voucher kids were so mad when the teachers’ unions made Barack throw them out. But we sent them a nice “Hooked on Phonics” set for the holidays, so all is well.

And me? My life really hasn’t changed much. I’m still the Chicago girl who likes nothing more than to curl up by the fire and read. But with our hectic schedule I don’t have much time, so I only read magazines that have me or my husband on the cover - and I’m still swamped!

But as much as possible, I try to lead the life of a “regular” American working woman, wife and mother. I make sure my staff of 24 gets the kids off to school, that our chef is preparing healthy meals and when we’re running low on certified organic kale, I hop in an armored limo, send out a few snipers and drive two blocks to the farmer’s market.

Just another day in the life, right girls?

You’ve probably seen...

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhochristmas; christmas; falsebutaccurate; humor; liberals; michaelgraham; michelle; obama; parody; satire
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1 posted on 12/24/2009 6:07:56 PM PST by suspects
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To: suspects

TIME Magazine reported earlier today that Barack Obama is the first President—EVER—not to attend church on Christmas Day. Think about that for a minute.


2 posted on 12/24/2009 6:16:58 PM PST by montag813
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To: suspects
He’s cute, he’s dopey, he’s always making messes for us to clean up

The dog or the President...


3 posted on 12/24/2009 6:18:46 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: montag813

I’m not surprised in the least.


4 posted on 12/24/2009 6:19:00 PM PST by rbmillerjr (It's us against them...the Establishment RINOs vs rank and file...Sarah Palin or bust)
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To: OrioleFan

It’s so confusing cause the dog is named Bo.


5 posted on 12/24/2009 6:20:04 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: suspects

Is this a satire or a real letter? Hard to tell.


6 posted on 12/24/2009 6:20:23 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: montag813

With pictures of Mao and himself on the Christmas balls hanging from the White House Christmas tree you can’t say you’re surprised can you?


7 posted on 12/24/2009 6:21:29 PM PST by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: suspects

Nicely done.


8 posted on 12/24/2009 6:23:21 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: suspects
Just one year ago we had a president whose approval rating was below 50 percent, health care reform was politically unpopular...

And the change today is?

9 posted on 12/24/2009 6:30:44 PM PST by OldPossum
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To: OldPossum

You know, it really isn’t even good satire.


10 posted on 12/24/2009 6:31:44 PM PST by OldPossum
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To: montag813
TIME Magazine reported earlier today that Barack Obama is the first President—EVER—not to attend church on Christmas Day. Think about that for a minute.

"Ever"? Did it really say that? I didn't see that...

11 posted on 12/24/2009 6:42:36 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat
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To: montag813

Did they check the local mosque? Christmas falls on Friday this year so you may catch him at a service on a prayer rug, this year anyway.


12 posted on 12/24/2009 6:49:21 PM PST by YankeeReb (There's no such thing as Free Health care OR a JOBLESS RECOVERY)
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Asked at Tuesday's White House briefing whether the First Family is still searching for a local church to join, press secretary Robert Gibbs responded: "The President has attended fairly regularly up at Camp David a church that he's comfortable in and has enjoyed attending."

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1949879,00.html#ixzz0afKsNcRg

Anyone think Obama has ever attended church regularly at Camp David since we know he leaves before sunday usually?

13 posted on 12/24/2009 7:02:08 PM PST by OafOfOffice (Constitution is not neutral.It was designed to take the government off the backs of people-Douglas)
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To: montag813
Asked at Tuesday's White House briefing whether the First Family is still searching for a local church to join, press secretary Robert Gibbs responded: "The President has attended fairly regularly up at Camp David a church that he's comfortable in and has enjoyed attending."

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1949879,00.html#ixzz0afKsNcRg

Anyone think Obama has ever attended church regularly at Camp David since we know he leaves before sunday usually? He's confortable and enjoyed attending? No service and empty is the reason.

14 posted on 12/24/2009 7:02:44 PM PST by OafOfOffice (Constitution is not neutral.It was designed to take the government off the backs of people-Douglas)
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To: montag813

The Anti-Christ doesn’t observe Christmas. He thinks it should be all about ‘him’.....which is why he was cast out of heaven.


15 posted on 12/24/2009 7:10:00 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: montag813
TIME Magazine reported earlier today that Barack Obama is the first President -- EVER -- not to attend church on Christmas Day.

False messiahs don't commemorate the birth of the Real One.

16 posted on 12/24/2009 7:11:00 PM PST by Campion ("President Barack Obama" is an anagram for "An Arab-backed imposter")
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To: montag813

Didn’t I read somewhere once that Bambi, in an interview, said that his family does not exchange gifts at Christmas. Muzzie is as muzzie does!


17 posted on 12/24/2009 7:16:32 PM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Promoted by God to be a mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................Thanks, Susan!)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Several people have commented to me lately that there is someone who comes ahead of the Anti Christ that makes it possible for the Anti Christ to take over after the mess that that someone makes...kind of makes one wonder if BO is working for the AC.


18 posted on 12/24/2009 7:19:34 PM PST by ohiogrammy (12)
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19 posted on 12/24/2009 7:20:12 PM PST by Dallas59 (No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
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To: ohiogrammy
kind of makes one wonder if BO is working for the AC.

I think Michelle is the AC.

20 posted on 12/24/2009 7:21:02 PM PST by SCalGal (Friends don't let friends donate to H$U$ or PETA.)
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