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The Evolution Of The Flat-Earthers
Idaho Mountain Express ^ | 12/9/09 | Dick Dorworth

Posted on 12/09/2009 12:06:32 PM PST by steve-b

"As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities."
--Voltaire

"Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true."
--Demosthenes

A long, long, long time ago, many people believed the Earth was flat, but for more than the last 2,000 years few educated people have subscribed to this delusion. The story (included in some textbooks used in American schools) that Christopher Columbus' 1492 voyage was the first proof that the Earth is round and not flat is deceitful historical revisionism, nothing more. For (literally) thousands of years, people who have paid attention to the world as it is have known that the world is round. It never was or will be flat, a point to keep in mind.

Still, even today there are those who believe in a flat Earth and, more to the point of this column, equally absurd fantasies. Until 2001, when he died at the age of 76, Charles Johnson was president of the International Flat Earth Research Society near Lancaster, Calif. He believed that the space orbits of Earth never happened (after all, how can a flat plane be orbited?), the photographs from space showing the circular Earth were fakes and that the televised moon landings actually took place in a Hollywood studio according to a script written by the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke. Flat-Earthers set the standard for fabulists, but they are certainly not alone in their ability and, more importantly, desire to believe the unbelievable and, in some but thankfully not all cases, to act aggressively, destructively, violently, even murderously toward unbelievers.

The Earth is not flat, but flat-Earthers have clearly evolved into many other fields, an amusing concept when one considers the flat-Earth thinking of those creationists who do not believe evolution exists. Creation science, like flat Earth, is an oxymoron. The Earth is round, not flat, and science is concerned with the investigation of empirical evidence, not with trying to squeeze reality into the tiny, narrow, inflexible, dark confines of a supernatural belief system predicated on faith, not knowledge. And there is always an agenda, sometimes obvious and often much less so, behind the absurdities of fabulist thinking. If you can make a person believe the Earth is flat, what can you not make him believe or do? For one thing, you can make him fear, disbelieve, distrust and view as the enemy anyone and everyone who sees the Earth as round. And that's power.

There is always power and control in the hands of the authorities of belief systems, whether religious or political, economic or even philosophical. This is as true of small, relatively harmless fringe group true believers like Charles Johnson's as it is of any number of more mainstream or at least better known and even generally accepted ones. Everyone will have their own preferred list of the evolutionary descendants of the flat-Earthers, and one man's flat-Earther is another man's avatar. And, of course, everyone has been a flat-Earther at some time in life, but some people learn, grow and evolve beyond Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, virgin birth, the bogeyman and a flat Earth. Others prefer the easier route of what Demosthenes termed "self-deceit."

In addition to the already mentioned creation science, here are a few recent examples of the evolution of flat-Earth belief systems in modern times, some more dangerous than others:

--Global warming deniers: Led by head political cheerleader Sen. James Mountain Inhofe of Oklahoma, who regularly quotes the Bible to justify his political decisions, deniers are like creationists in that they confuse and/or conflate science with their beliefs, in this case economic beliefs.

--The Obama birthers: This conservative movement continues to maintain that Barack Obama is ineligible to be president of the United States because he wasn't born in the United States, despite the fact and the documentation that he was. The Earth has always been round and Obama was always born in Hawaii.

--Obama-as-Muslim believers: This group is almost indistinguishable from the birthers and like them and the flat-Earthers ignores the evidence. The Earth has never been flat and Obama has never been a Muslim. (A pertinent aside: It is neither dishonorable nor dangerous to America to be a Muslim.) If it weren't for the dangerous ugliness of the racism and fear of Islam that fuels these two groups, their deceits would be a joke. But, though their flat-Earth thinking is laughable, they are not.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: antiscienceevos; birthers; conspiracytheory; evoflatearthers; ignorance
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1 posted on 12/09/2009 12:06:33 PM PST by steve-b
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To: steve-b
The earth isn't flat??? Who knew?
2 posted on 12/09/2009 12:09:03 PM PST by colorado tanker (What's it all about, Barrrrry? Is it just for the power, you live?)
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To: steve-b

Charles Johnson, the Little Green Footballs guy?


3 posted on 12/09/2009 12:10:15 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (There are only two REAL conservatives in America - myself, and my chosen Presidential candidate)
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To: steve-b

This belongs in News/Activism. I want to watch godGutsGuns throw a conniption.


4 posted on 12/09/2009 12:10:38 PM PST by IronKros (Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. ~Adam Smith, The Wealth)
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To: steve-b

LOL, Holy crap, this even shoots the birth-certificaters. this wont be pretty!


5 posted on 12/09/2009 12:10:38 PM PST by sickoflibs ( "It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the government spending you demand stupid")
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To: steve-b

Interesting. I think of Warmers as Flat-earthers.

The more we know, the more we know the GW scare was baloney, but they simply refuse to look at the evidence.


6 posted on 12/09/2009 12:10:38 PM PST by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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NEWSFLASH!
The “Global warming deniers” have science on THEIR side.
You’ve been setting new records for posting your drivel.
When can we expect your opus?


7 posted on 12/09/2009 12:12:24 PM PST by astyanax (Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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To: steve-b

Good gravy, this reads like some kind of Olbermann stream of consciousness spew.


8 posted on 12/09/2009 12:13:45 PM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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“The opinion of the earth’s motion is of all heresies the most abominable, the most pernicious, the most scandalous; the immovability of the earth is thrice sacred; argument against the immortality of the soul, the existence of God, and the incarnation, should be tolerated sooner than an argument to prove that the earth moves.”
- Father Melchior Inchofer, responding to Galileo

“It’s a principle in physics. It’s like gravity. It exists.”
- Al Gore


9 posted on 12/09/2009 12:13:57 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
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To: steve-b
There is always power and control in the hands of the authorities of belief systems, whether religious or political, economic or even philosophical.

I read and thought Yes! The global warming power grap in Copenhagen. Then, I kept reading and the guy completely disappoints.

Dorworth, you are a Dick!

10 posted on 12/09/2009 12:14:39 PM PST by Oratam
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To: astyanax

I’m waiting for the latest installment of “How I hate Sarah.”


11 posted on 12/09/2009 12:14:47 PM PST by Pistolshot (Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
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To: steve-b

The earth IS flat. I’m looking out the window right now, and I tell you-the earth IS flat!


12 posted on 12/09/2009 12:15:35 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: steve-b

The earth isn’t flat, therefore Anthropogenic Global Warming deniers are wrong?

The earth isn’t flat, therefore Obama isn’t a Muslim?

The earth isn’t flat, therefore Obama was born in Hawaii?

This article marks a new low: especially considering it’s from a writer who all-too-obviously thinks he’s got that logic stuff cold.


13 posted on 12/09/2009 12:16:00 PM PST by agere_contra
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“...not with trying to squeeze reality into the tiny, narrow, inflexible, dark confines of a (NATURAL) belief system predicated on faith...” Otherwise known as evolution...

I think the web of lies construed by by convoluting science into faith also applies to the warming scam. They are the flat-earthers, convinced of a lie because they want it to be so.


14 posted on 12/09/2009 12:16:10 PM PST by pallis
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>>LOL, Holy crap, this even shoots the birth-certificaters. this wont be pretty!<<

Naw, this just proves the old proverb that opinions are like a$$holes. Everyone has one. The internet just allows the occasional loudmouth on a barstool to blather to a larger audience.

Thing is, if he made valid points it would be great, but he doesn’t. The whole post is basically comparing those he disagrees with to flat earthers. You can do that in one or two sentences and make the same point with just as much support.

I just laughed when I read it.


15 posted on 12/09/2009 12:16:49 PM PST by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: steve-b

“—Global warming deniers: Led by head political cheerleader Sen. James Mountain Inhofe of Oklahoma, who regularly quotes the Bible to justify his political decisions, deniers are like creationists in that they confuse and/or conflate science with their beliefs, in this case economic beliefs.
—The Obama birthers: This conservative movement continues to maintain that Barack Obama is ineligible to be president of the United States because he wasn’t born in the United States, despite the fact and the documentation that he was. The Earth has always been round and Obama was always born in Hawaii.

—Obama-as-Muslim believers: This group is almost indistinguishable from the birthers and like them and the flat-Earthers ignores the evidence. The Earth has never been flat and Obama has never been a Muslim. (A pertinent aside: It is neither dishonorable nor dangerous to America to be a Muslim.) If it weren’t for the dangerous ugliness of the racism and fear of Islam that fuels these two groups, their deceits would be a joke. But, though their flat-Earth thinking is laughable, they are not. “

What?

Are you equating people who believe the earth is flat with people who believe or strongly question if Obama was born in Hawaii and NOT Kenya?

Tell me I missed something


16 posted on 12/09/2009 12:16:54 PM PST by precisionshootist
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To: steve-b

I thought this link showed that Obama admitted being Mulim:

Or am I wrong on that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCAffMSWSzY


17 posted on 12/09/2009 12:18:03 PM PST by ThomasNast (2350)
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To: RobRoy

Yep, how about those that still think the stimulus created private sector jobs?


18 posted on 12/09/2009 12:18:21 PM PST by sickoflibs ( "It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the government spending you demand stupid")
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To: steve-b
So your a believer in Global Warming? Joined the Algore society too I bet...
19 posted on 12/09/2009 12:18:33 PM PST by celmak
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To: agere_contra

Exactly.

The use of a simple syllogism would annihilate this nonsensical article.

But, alas, logic is the first casualty of the degenerative disease known as “liberalism.”


20 posted on 12/09/2009 12:18:56 PM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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