Posted on 12/03/2009 9:31:22 PM PST by EveningStar
Brigadier General Barack H. Obama
Supreme Allied Commander-in-Chief, Operation Minivan Pool
At ease, men.
As your battalion commanders and General Axelrod have already briefed you, you embark today on an important mission to the Af-Pak Theater. The success of this mission will not only insure the future of democracy and human civilization, but also my Gallup net favorable index. I have every confidence that you will succeed in this great educational field trip, because you represent the finest right-sized, nonviolent time killing force ever assembled.
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Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)
Please add me to the ping list. I love this guy.
What a worthless “parody”....
I mean, where are all the “umms” and “ahhs”? And there’s no mention at all of “Paw-kee-stawn”?!?
(Good job again, IowaHawk!)
That was pretty good Satire. Now if only he could convince
Iowans to get out their pitch forks!
Heh. Great job, Hawk. Folks, now you know why that kid with the ribbons and the CIB was not only reading “Kill Bin Laden”, he had a stack of books under the seat.
bfl
Keep me on Star - thanks for the ping.
BTTT
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