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Drunk hammers nail into head
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2724404/Drunk-hammers-nail-into-head.html ^ | November 11, 2009 | RHODRI PHILLIPS

Posted on 11/12/2009 11:12:23 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

A HENPECKED husband took drastic action when his wife nailed him over his boozing.

Sozzled Lin Ma's disapproving spouse Su, 60, did his head in when he returned from a drinking binge — so he took an eight inch NAIL and knocked it in to his own skull.

The 66-year-old, of Yuyi, southern China, was rushed to hospital with the head wound.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: china; drunk; hammer; nail; napl; sourcetitlenoturl
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Harvey headbanger's cocktail of choice: a screwdriver.
1 posted on 11/12/2009 11:12:23 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nail to the head ping!


2 posted on 11/12/2009 11:13:50 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: ConservativeStatement

I hate when I do that!


3 posted on 11/12/2009 11:17:43 PM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I don’t ever want to get that hammered.


4 posted on 11/12/2009 11:21:28 PM PST by Califreak (Obama's Purple Reign must be stopped!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Memo to Maureen Dowd...


5 posted on 11/12/2009 11:25:16 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Godspeed, T, on your fourth tour of duty in Iraq.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Oh, damn....I wish he was single!

;-)

6 posted on 11/12/2009 11:29:30 PM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

He was just trying to improve the radio reception of his fillings.


7 posted on 11/12/2009 11:30:08 PM PST by TChad
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To: ConservativeStatement

“I woke up with a very bad headache - worse even than the biggest hangover I’ve ever had.”

LOL!


8 posted on 11/12/2009 11:32:59 PM PST by ketelone
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To: Allegra
Picture at link if you're really interested.

He's sixty-six, has serious alcohol issues, probably speaks no English, and just hammered an eight inch nail into his skull. Wow. The dating scene must be brutal these days; I'm so glad to be out of the market...

9 posted on 11/12/2009 11:35:36 PM PST by FredZarguna (FRiends don't let FRiends use "meme.")
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To: KoRn
Nail to the head ping!

They don't come along every day, do they?

10 posted on 11/12/2009 11:36:58 PM PST by FredZarguna (FRiends don't let FRiends use "meme.")
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To: FredZarguna
Um....the little smile on my post was supposed to indicate facetiousness.

I almost didn't put the smile there because I figured that would be obvious.

Turns out that even with the smile, I was taken seriously.

Life can be funny that way. ;-) <------smile

11 posted on 11/12/2009 11:40:20 PM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"No, dammit - I wanted a Rusty Nail!"


12 posted on 11/12/2009 11:51:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: ConservativeStatement

13 posted on 11/13/2009 12:01:13 AM PST by Cobra64
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To: Allegra
Turns out that even with the smile, I was taken seriously.

Not really.

Although, with a wrinkled-eyebrow smiley, you can be taken for a lot more than seriously...

14 posted on 11/13/2009 12:07:53 AM PST by FredZarguna (Nail in top of head emoticons -->[:-( ] -->(:-o))
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To: ConservativeStatement
I know emergency room doctors and nurses have seen literally everything. But you really have to give the folks in the pic a hand for professionalism:

"Yep. That's a nail in the head all right. Nurse, get the claw hammer."

15 posted on 11/13/2009 12:15:17 AM PST by FredZarguna (Nail in top of head emoticons -->[:-( ] -->(:-o))
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To: FredZarguna
Although, with a wrinkled-eyebrow smiley, you can be taken for a lot more than seriously...

That very concept just made my day! Wooohooooo!

16 posted on 11/13/2009 12:19:21 AM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

OK - I want to know how a guy drunk enough to go through with something like this actually manages to hit a nail with a hammer in the first place.

And look where it is on his head!

Shouldn’t he have a few goose egg sized lumps to go with that nail?

I say dust that hammer for his wife’s prints!


17 posted on 11/13/2009 12:31:12 AM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: ConservativeStatement; All

I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at some of these responses. I’ll tell you, it’s been a saving grace for me when these types of articles come along. Yesterday it was how a buck rammed a statue of a deer (which btw didn’t turn out too well for the buck). Laughed so hard I cried...

absolutely hysterical!!


18 posted on 11/13/2009 12:41:32 AM PST by Outlaw Woman (I will die on my feet before I live on my knees.)
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To: FredZarguna

...and don’t forget to block it up...


19 posted on 11/13/2009 12:44:38 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Did he get the “point” of not doing this again?


20 posted on 11/13/2009 12:57:28 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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