To: Kaslin
So, start feeding him ham sandwiches.
7 posted on
11/09/2009 8:07:16 AM PST by
afnamvet
To: Revolting cat!
“Can I have my brocolli back?”
11 posted on
11/09/2009 8:08:06 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
To: afnamvet
“So, start feeding him ham sandwiches.”
...in suppositories...
17 posted on
11/09/2009 8:09:38 AM PST by
jessduntno
(TOTUS fails and POtuS becomes a phuttering stuck.)
To: afnamvet
Crank up reruns of the old Fulton Sheen TV programs and put them on continuous play. Bring in a few pigs to waddle around the room. Pork chops for breakfast, Pork ribs for lunch and pork sausage for dinner. Make sure the prayer rug is infested with chiggers. Wish him a speedy recovery and leave a massive dose of Potasium cloride on his night stand in case he feels the urge.
53 posted on
11/09/2009 8:15:09 AM PST by
Mouton
To: afnamvet
LOLOL!!! A nasogastric tube pumping in ham puree and bacon drippings would certainly defile him!
54 posted on
11/09/2009 8:15:09 AM PST by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-G. Orwell)
To: afnamvet
91 posted on
11/09/2009 8:25:37 AM PST by
Muzzle_em
(just say NO to O!)
To: afnamvet
“Now eat your Jell-o, Major.”
The gelatin in Jell-o is made with pig parts. Hooves, generally.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
110 posted on
11/09/2009 8:31:33 AM PST by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: afnamvet
EXACTLY! (best Kramer voice)
119 posted on
11/09/2009 8:35:37 AM PST by
Danae
(No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
To: afnamvet
Post the label of “Swine Blood” on his transfusion....
157 posted on
11/09/2009 9:00:23 AM PST by
sniper63
(Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
To: afnamvet
187 posted on
11/09/2009 9:19:15 AM PST by
Rebelbase
(This is the time of year when ACORNS fall.)
To: afnamvet
Fry bacon in his room non-stop-! And dress his wounds with lard-!
204 posted on
11/09/2009 9:39:10 AM PST by
imjimbo
(The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
To: afnamvet
208 posted on
11/09/2009 9:41:41 AM PST by
xsmommy
To: afnamvet
282 posted on
11/09/2009 12:16:06 PM PST by
Grunthor
(I am a jerk. Proceed with that in mind.)
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