To: afnamvet
Crank up reruns of the old Fulton Sheen TV programs and put them on continuous play. Bring in a few pigs to waddle around the room. Pork chops for breakfast, Pork ribs for lunch and pork sausage for dinner. Make sure the prayer rug is infested with chiggers. Wish him a speedy recovery and leave a massive dose of Potasium cloride on his night stand in case he feels the urge.
53 posted on
11/09/2009 8:15:09 AM PST by
Mouton
To: Mouton; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
R. Lee Ermey DID serve in the military as a U.S. Marine Corps drill instructor. Can we bring him in to conduct the questioning?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!!!"
96 posted on
11/09/2009 8:27:21 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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