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Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics
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Posted on 10/03/2009 3:15:45 PM PDT by null and void
Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings
9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal
8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.
5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.
4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".
3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. It's George Bush's fault.
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Confess. You saw #1 coming a mile away, didn't you?
To: null and void
DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-09 ("Obama (That Bumblin' Clown)" Loses Olympics for Chicago)
OBAMA (THAT BUMBLIN' CLOWN)
Tune: "Chicago (That Toddlin' Town)"
Obama, Obama, that bumblin' clown
Obama, Obama, he will fumble around--and flub it
Bet your teleprompter he'll lose the games for Chicago, Chicago
So bad that Oprah Winfrey will have to frown
Olympics are slim picks, when Barry's your shill
You do things like lose out to Brazil
He had the task, Chicago to sell
I had to laugh, he came with Michelle
O Chicago, Obama let you down!
Obama, Obama, that bumblin' clown
Obama, Obama, he'll fumble around--and flub it
Bet your teleprompter he'll lose the games for Chicago, Chicago
So bad that Oprah Winfrey will have to frown
Olympics are slim picks, when Barry's your shill
You do things like losing out to Brazil--still
He had the task, Chicago to sell
I had to laugh when he came with Michelle
O Chicago, Obama--Obama sure let you down!
To: null and void
Unfortunately, that’s the way it’s being spun.
To: null and void
#6 must have escaped.
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:19:05 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Rio: Gold / Madrid: Silver / Tokyo: Bronze / Obama: Lead weight.)
To: null and void
“4. This isn’t about the number of Olympics “lost”, it’s about the number of Olympics “saved” or “created”.”
Very funny..
To: null and void
Love it, also love how the talking heads on MSNBC, etc. all said it was a great thing for BO to go and now that he lost the bid it wasn’t really important!
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:19:50 PM PDT
by
ohiogrammy
(12)
To: null and void
To: null and void
#6 - No telepromters at IOC presentations.
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:22:40 PM PDT
by
Thickman
(Term limits are the answer.)
To: null and void
9
posted on
10/03/2009 3:22:50 PM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
To: null and void
10
posted on
10/03/2009 3:24:26 PM PDT
by
Tzimisce
(No thanks. We have enough government already. - The Tick)
To: Tzimisce
To: null and void
#6 was made to disappear by Cheney and Rove?
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:27:46 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: null and void
#6 can be found with the real birth certificate.
To: Jagdgewehr
I’m curious about #6.See post #4...
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:29:15 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 255 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: shaggy eel
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:31:13 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 255 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: KarlInOhio
Ok, KarlInOhio, that was one of the quickest and most interesting turnarounds I’ve seen. Very impressed.
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:37:15 PM PDT
by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
To: KarlInOhio
You thought this up and posted it in under four minutes. Am even further impressed.
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:38:50 PM PDT
by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
To: null and void
From Newsbusters:Top Ten Things About Letterman's Trysts With Staffers
10. Learned everything he knows about interns from Bill Clinton.
9. Was jealous of A-Rod, if you know what I mean.
8. Well on the way to becoming the next ex-governor of New York.
7. Makes Mark Sanford look like a rank amateur.
6. Because he’s a liberal, endorsement from NOW was never in jeopardy.
5. Didn’t care about the book, but wanted the movie rights to ‘The Scarlet Letterman.’
4. Is so glad he didn’t have a ‘morals’ clause in his contract.
3. Has great story for his support group, ‘Philanderer’s Anonymous.’
2. If he had to do it over again, he’d collect cars like Jay Leno.
1. Gives company name “Worldwide Pants” a whole new meaning.
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:39:13 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
(Central Park Zoo vs. White House -- one has African Lion -- other has lying African)
To: null and void
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:42:51 PM PDT
by
A.A. Cunningham
(Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
To: null and void
You left out 6
6) Michelle Obama kept talking about duking it out, gloves are off, right hook , while a Chicago teen was beaten to death by a gang of teens.
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posted on
10/03/2009 3:52:57 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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