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Cops: Woman Eats Ex's Goldfish After Spat
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| September 30, 2009
Posted on 09/30/2009 12:02:30 PM PDT by Steelfish
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To: xcamel
WANDA? R..r..r..rr..rrev...revenge!!
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posted on
09/30/2009 12:31:54 PM PDT
by
Oldpuppymax
(AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
To: Joe 6-pack
You forgot the seasoning: Now charged with a salt and battery.
Cheers!
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posted on
09/30/2009 12:33:51 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Excellent.
And there's more...
She was quickly apprehended after police set up a massive dragnet and found her hiding at a girlfriend's house who was subsequently charged with harboring a fugitive.
Sobriety tests indicated both woman were intoxicated and police placed them in a drunk tank.
At her arraignment her attorney requested she be released without posting bail stating: "Your honor my client is the sole proprietor of a business. There is no need for the district attorney to carp about her alleged misdeeds. These charges are nothing more than a red herring to distract the court from the real crime which was committed by her boyfriend. Over a period of days he has been driving her crazy with his out of tune guitar playing."
The district attorney replied: "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
To: grey_whiskers
"You forgot the seasoning..." You win sodium, you lose sodium ;-)
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posted on
09/30/2009 12:39:41 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Secret Agent Man
WOOF!!
War of the Roses reference for those that don't get it...she told him she made Pâté out of his dog
To: Oldpuppymax
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posted on
09/30/2009 12:50:02 PM PDT
by
anymouse
(God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
To: Steelfish
Good thing they didn’t have a pet bunny rabbit. ;)
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posted on
09/30/2009 12:51:26 PM PDT
by
anymouse
(God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
To: freedomlover
Ruthless People.
Still trying to figure out the portable vacuum scene; Mrs. Hodar doesn’t seem appreciate it.
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posted on
09/30/2009 1:07:18 PM PDT
by
Hodar
(Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
To: Steelfish
Whatever social disturbance happens in Stink-adena should surprise no one — it is a very blue collar place.
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posted on
09/30/2009 1:43:00 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Obama = Jim Jones coercing us into suicide on a national scale)
To: Steelfish
Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. No animal cruelty charge?
I guess goldfish aren't "cute" enough.
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posted on
09/30/2009 2:09:22 PM PDT
by
timm22
(Think critically)
To: ravingnutter
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posted on
09/30/2009 3:42:24 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Thanks for the bromide.
Cheers!
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posted on
09/30/2009 5:43:45 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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