"Now sir, we are going to have to do a body cavity search."
Posted on 09/22/2009 7:55:44 AM PDT by Mikey_1962
Suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri attempted to kill a Saudi prince by detonating explosives hidden in his bottom.
Al-Asiri, 23, managed to blow himself up in the attack in Jeddah, but his target, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, escaped with minor injuries.
Security experts said they have not come across a bomber who has concealed explosives in this way.
We've never heard of anything quite like this before," a source told The Sun.
Prince Nayef is the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia.
Al-Asiri, who was on a local "Most Wanted" list, arranged a meeting with him after insisting he had turned his back on terrorism.
By hiding the explosives in his bottom he managed to pass security checks before entering the prince's office.
It is believed they were detonated electronically.
Mike Yardley, a weapons expert and former soldier, said: "Hiding it in a body cavity was obviously an attempt to defeat scanners and detectors.
"Thankfully on this occasion the victim escaped because the bomber's body appears to have suppressed the force of the blast."
Prince Nayef, who had led an anti-terror crackdown in Saudi Arabia, injured his hand.
He said: "He surprised me by blowing himself up."
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
This guy is going to make airline flight a real pain in the ass.
He should have used a tire pump. It would have been quieter and accomplished the same thing.
Talk about a butt buster....
Ha ha! He had to kiss his own A$$ goodbye.
“Abdul, Is your ass ticking?”
He must have had chili for lunch-premature detonation!
The jokes just write themselves.....
This is just great.
It now gives the TSA screeners at the airports something else to. Now we’ll all have to take our shoes off and drop our pants!
Not silent, but not deadly either.
As they say in mines, “Fire in the Hole!”
Feed him a stack of burritos and run for the hills.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “blow it out your a$$”.
Take Off your shoes, drop your pants and prepare for the TSA anal probe.
I guess sooner or later, they would try something like this.
“Hey Abdullah, go blow it out your...”
Hmmmmm. where exactly was that hand at the time of the blast?
Some great quotes.
Mike Yardley, a weapons expert and former soldier, said: “Hiding it in a body cavity was obviously an attempt to defeat scanners and detectors.
(Prince) He said: “He surprised me by blowing himself up.”
"Now sir, we are going to have to do a body cavity search."
Over here...
"Eeewww......ees not my chob, mang..."
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