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Pool ball lays out would-be robber
The News Tribune (Tacoma) ^ | 9/17/09 | Stacey Mulick

Posted on 09/17/2009 7:50:02 AM PDT by llevrok

A 40-year-old man didn’t fare very well after a Kapowsin bartender refused to serve him more alcohol, according to Pierce County sheriff’s deputies.

As the man walked out of the Kapowsin Tavern on Saturday, he pulled a gun and pointed it at the bartender, deputies said. A witness threw a pool ball, hitting the man in the back of the head, court documents state.

Kevin J. Valentine now faces second-degree assault charges. Court documents gave this account:

The bartender told deputies Valentine got upset after she refused to serve him more alcohol because he was already drunk. She said he threw a glass into a cooler behind the bar and fell off his stool.

Valentine started to walk out but stopped at the door, pulled a gun from his waistband and pointed it at the bartender. The witness told deputies he saw Valentine pull the gun and then clocked him with a pool ball.

When deputies arrived, Valentine was lying on the ground in front of the bar, bleeding from a cut on the back of his head.

“Defendant claimed he had been shot in the head,” charging documents state. “He was slurring his words, reeked of alcohol and had very red watery eyes. He was obviously intoxicated.”

The deputies found a loaded gun on Valentine.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Washington
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The Mariners could use this ace!
1 posted on 09/17/2009 7:50:03 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Behind the 8 ball!


2 posted on 09/17/2009 7:53:03 AM PDT by DaveMSmith (Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God)
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To: llevrok
The deputies found a loaded gun on Valentine.

You mean to tell me that after knocking him out, they didn't take his gun?

3 posted on 09/17/2009 7:53:27 AM PDT by Defiant (Hey socialists-- We're right, we fight, get used to it.)
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To: Defiant
You mean to tell me that after knocking him out, they didn't take his gun?

Heck why would they? They had plenty more balls to throw at him :0)

4 posted on 09/17/2009 7:55:01 AM PDT by agere_contra ('We do not need a censorship of the press. We have a censorship by the press' Chesterton.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


5 posted on 09/17/2009 7:57:03 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: llevrok

Wow! I live not 5 miles from that Tavern!


6 posted on 09/17/2009 7:57:21 AM PDT by Mama Shawna
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To: llevrok

Was the billiard ball registered?


7 posted on 09/17/2009 7:58:10 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Defiant

Everyone was in awe that the ball ended up in the side pocket called by the thrower.


8 posted on 09/17/2009 7:58:26 AM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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To: DaveMSmith
Behind the 8 ball!

I was just wondering what color the pool ball was. After all, Everything is about Race now. So, if a non-Obamabot threw an 8-ball at a drunk ObamaBot, would that be racist? A hate-crime? Would the color of the pool ball thrown be an important factor in determining the length of the prison sentence of the thrower?

Don't snicker, people. These are very, VERY important questions in this 'Post-Racial America'. After all, Jimmy Carter knows what he's talking about.

/sarc.

9 posted on 09/17/2009 7:59:09 AM PDT by kromike
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To: llevrok

Break!


10 posted on 09/17/2009 7:59:30 AM PDT by wardaddy (I could care less if you think I am a racist...really...just try to defend your position.)
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To: Mama Shawna

You gotta get out more! Look what you missed!


11 posted on 09/17/2009 7:59:41 AM PDT by paulcissa (The first requirement of Liberalism is to stand on your head and tell the world they're upside down)
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To: llevrok
A witness threw a pool ball, hitting the man in the back of the head, court documents state.

"Steeeeeeee-rike three! Yerrrrr OUT!"

12 posted on 09/17/2009 8:00:34 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.)
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To: posterchild
Everyone was in awe that the ball ended up in the side pocket called by the thrower.

LOLOLOL!

13 posted on 09/17/2009 8:00:52 AM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: llevrok
Dollars to donuts the perp sues the witness, and the DA muffs the prosecution.
14 posted on 09/17/2009 8:02:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: llevrok

Wasn’t there a scene like this in a Chuck Norris film?

IIRC Clint Eastwood’s character throws the ball which knocks our hero out?


15 posted on 09/17/2009 8:02:55 AM PDT by agere_contra ('We do not need a censorship of the press. We have a censorship by the press' Chesterton.)
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To: llevrok

Never bring a gun to a pool ball fight.


16 posted on 09/17/2009 8:03:08 AM PDT by Above My Pay Grade
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To: Above My Pay Grade

Check six.


17 posted on 09/17/2009 8:06:07 AM PDT by magslinger (Inside every father is a Bryan Mills waiting to get out.)
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To: llevrok
A witness threw a pool ball, hitting the man in the back of the head, court documents state.

Note to self: "Watch Six".

18 posted on 09/17/2009 8:06:15 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: llevrok

19 posted on 09/17/2009 8:07:01 AM PDT by stormer
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To: kromike
I was just wondering what color the pool ball was

Unless it was the cue ball (white) then by rule he committed a scratch and would lose his turn.

20 posted on 09/17/2009 8:14:29 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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