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Naked motorcyclist charged with DUI
Tampa Bay Online ^ | 9/16/09 | Not Indicated

Posted on 09/16/2009 5:12:36 AM PDT by sevinufnine

The deputy reports that he was driving on Interstate 75 early Tuesday morning when he spotted what appeared to be a naked man on a motorcycle. The deputy caught up with 45-year-old J. Dante Krauss at a red light and stopped him.

Krauss reportedly could not explain where he was coming from or why he was naked.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: dui; motorcycle; naked; napl
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1 posted on 09/16/2009 5:12:38 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

Ummm....enjoying the breeze???


2 posted on 09/16/2009 5:13:40 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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To: sevinufnine

whew,but he was wearing a helmet


3 posted on 09/16/2009 5:14:11 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: sevinufnine
The man was charged with what turned out to be his fifth DUI.
4 posted on 09/16/2009 5:14:46 AM PDT by iowamark (certified by Michael Steele as "ugly and incendiary")
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To: sevinufnine

One slip and he wouldn’t be enjoying what was left of his skin very much. A Darwin award wannabe.


5 posted on 09/16/2009 5:15:07 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: sevinufnine

Sounds like someone’s old man came home early.....


6 posted on 09/16/2009 5:16:19 AM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: sevinufnine
Naked motorcyclist charged with DUI

Driving, Underwear Impaired?

7 posted on 09/16/2009 5:16:30 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Kenya tell me where Obama was born?)
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To: sevinufnine

I-75, red light? Uhhh?


8 posted on 09/16/2009 5:17:56 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR "PALIN"!)
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To: usmcobra

LOL


9 posted on 09/16/2009 5:18:42 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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To: sevinufnine
I gotta say, I was all for the “naked motorcycle” craze when it started, but this is ridiculous!
10 posted on 09/16/2009 5:20:05 AM PDT by Jagman (They comport, We deride!)
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To: sevinufnine

I hope he was wearing a helmet................


11 posted on 09/16/2009 5:20:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other peoples' money...M. Thatcher)
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To: Red Badger

...yeah, a helmet and an athletic supporter ;>)


12 posted on 09/16/2009 5:21:54 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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To: Red Badger

Did you get that email too?


13 posted on 09/16/2009 5:22:18 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Doogle

hell.....boots and a cup at least...he already proved he had nothing to protect under a helmet.


14 posted on 09/16/2009 5:22:33 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: sevinufnine
I met a hooker.

She took all my clothes and left when I refused payment.This happened while I was in the bathroom in my room at the Hotel Chablis.

I had to hop on my bike and make a run for home. Got a blanket, officer?

15 posted on 09/16/2009 5:22:44 AM PDT by Candor7 (The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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To: Vaquero

*LOL*


16 posted on 09/16/2009 5:23:17 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Red Badger

Read the article fer cryin out loud...

His Helmet was nekid and possibly retracted.


17 posted on 09/16/2009 5:23:18 AM PDT by Global2010 (Strange We Can Believe In)
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To: Vaquero

“yes Occifer, here’s my license *POP*, here ya go”


18 posted on 09/16/2009 5:25:34 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

Not necessary in Florida.


19 posted on 09/16/2009 5:25:35 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (google; operation garden spot and REX84 (FUBO))
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To: Global2010
Maybe he just got out of the pool.


20 posted on 09/16/2009 5:32:19 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Welcome to the Revolution.)
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