Posted on 09/13/2009 12:48:12 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
Edited on 09/13/2009 1:11:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
MANCHESTER, N.H.
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Now on the other hand, if you melt some Hershey Kisses and drizzle it over some vanilla ice cream, you may live forever. So, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Gertrude Baines was Black and a big Obama supporter.
Wonder if she got her pain pill?
It’s not helena thomasaurus?
Okay, the last one loved bacon and this one enjoys ice cream. Do I see a pattern here?
Hey, I’m all set!
You would have thought she would have checked after 2004.
Hmmmm bacon ‘n chocolate ice cream.
Why? At her age she'd already seen the Red Sox win 5 World Series!
Chocolate bacon and hickory smoked ice cream?
bttt
If the Hershey Company isn’t all over this, like, well, chocolate, their VP of advertising should be fired. They should throw a chocolate and ice cream party in her honor, with a tractor trailer full of free chocolate for her whole town.
Nothing too overwhelming for her, of course, but light up her whole hometown with chocolate and ice cream goodies all around. Turn it into a retrospective festival for chocolate and ice cream, with an old fashioned theme. A few barbershop quartets, and a small gazebo band, maybe some people in turn of the 20th Century costumes.
Goes without sayin FRiend !
LOL
Have you noticed how these communist Yankees fans have something to say, well maybe RINO’s.
Two out of three is pretty good for being 114!
After my last physical checkup I got the customary “cut out the bourbon and cigars on poker night and sparkin’ the widow lady across the street” lecture.
With all the sarcasm I could muster up, I asked if I followed his advice would I live to be 100?
Holding back laughter he said, “ can’t guarantee it, but it damn sure will seem like it.”
Me thinks, Lil, you'll have some competition... for big if she ever gets into cheese bras!
Wouldn’t surprise me if every Yankee fan voted for Schumer and Hillary, frontrunners that they are.
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