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More Cowbell... er, Obama
Townhall.com ^ | September 4, 2009 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 09/04/2009 6:21:50 AM PDT by Kaslin

ABC News reports that Barack Obama has returned to Washington, only to step off the plane and "into his next domestic crisis." He "planned to leave the details of health care reform to Congress, but today the White House says he'll play a much stronger role." The Associated Press says Obama is "backing away" from his "'it's-all-on-the-table' approach" and is "prepared to get louder and more involved in the details of a health care overhaul." "This weekend," NBC Nightly News explained in its lead story, "the president signaled an aggressive stance to put his personal stamp on the sweeping legislation."

There's only one problem. These stories were all reported nearly three months ago upon Obama's return from his largely failed European mission. And yet, the Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that Obama's planned address to a joint session of Congress next week "will insert the president into the heated debate in a way he has avoided all summer." The Washington Post informed readers that the "White House is scrambling to take control of the health-care debate after watching from the sidelines." A "senior aide" to Obama says the president will be "much more prescriptive."

Why the White House press corps didn't just change the date on their old copy and run it again is beyond me. And I'll leave it to others to ponder the media's seemingly infinite capacity to give Obama as many do-overs as he might need.

Why the Obama administration is determined to do the time warp again is easier to decipher. Obama's advisors think the answer to every problem is more cowbell, if by "cowbell" you mean "Obama." It's like Obama guru David Axelrod is the Christopher Walken character from the "Saturday Night Live" skit about Blue Oyster Cult (if you don't know the reference, Google "cowbell").

Every time someone comes up with an alternative to throwing Obama on TV, Axelrod says, "No, no, no. Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription ... is more Obama!"

But is that really what the doctor ordered?

Obama's address next week will be his third prime-time appeal in three months and the fifth in his 7-month-old presidency. The networks are chagrined about this, not least because the ratings half-life of these events is severe. (Fox's broadcast network beat out the other networks by running "So You Think You Can Dance" instead of his last prime-time press conference.) More relevant, they haven't done Obama much good.

His July 22 press conference was billed as perhaps Obama's last chance to save health care reform. It tanked (partly because Obama's attack on the Cambridge police dominated the press). Afterward, public support for ObamaCare dropped significantly. A Pew poll taken that week found that more people opposed the proposals being considered by Congress than supported them, and that Obama's overall approval had dropped 7 points from the previous month. Other polls showed similar declines.

Now, more than a month later, things look even worse. The obvious solution? Even more cowbell.

But what is lacking is not cowbell, it's substance the American people can support. Obama will reportedly be "more specific," but he won't commit himself to any particular piece of legislation. This suggests that the White House still thinks it has a communication problem, and if only it dispels the cloud of "lies" belched up by the opposition, there will be nothing but blue skies ahead.

Funny how the people who run the most sophisticated communication operation in the history of the presidency keep concluding that their difficulties stem from their inability to get their message out and never from what their message actually is.

And so, rather than change the substance of the message, they're grabbing an even bigger megaphone: an address to a joint session of Congress. Three out of the last four presidents gave just one address to a joint session of Congress, and all but one of them reserved such occasions for major international events, like a war or, in Ronald Reagan's case, a breakthrough with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Only Bill Clinton used such a venue for a domestic priority: health care reform.

That didn't work out so well either.

Just seven months into Obama's presidency, the White House is turning up the speakers on the cowbell as loud as they will go. And, heck, if you love cowbell, it's going to be a real treat. But in all the ways that matter, it may just end up being more noise.


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1 posted on 09/04/2009 6:21:50 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Zero will destroy the RAT party. Congress can start packing their offices now.


2 posted on 09/04/2009 6:23:45 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: Kaslin

Take 10093284903280942309

How many do overs have Obama done on this same scene


3 posted on 09/04/2009 6:25:18 AM PDT by 4rcane
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Remember all those boring prime time speeches he did on all channels


4 posted on 09/04/2009 6:26:51 AM PDT by 4rcane
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To: Kaslin

5 posted on 09/04/2009 6:27:17 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Kaslin
NBC Nightly News explained in its lead story, "the president signaled an aggressive stance to put his personal stamp on the sweeping legislation."

Does he actually have a stamp that says "PRESENT", or is he going to use his other stamp that says "PRESIDENT"?

6 posted on 09/04/2009 6:27:36 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: 4rcane

Will Van Jones still be on the payroll when Barry delivers his address ?


7 posted on 09/04/2009 6:28:25 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Dixie Yooper

.....Does he actually have a stamp that says “PRESENT”, or is he going to use his other stamp that says “PRESIDENT”?.....

He is going to speak about the stamp that says TOTUS


8 posted on 09/04/2009 6:28:50 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . fasl el-khital)
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To: Kaslin

This is a warning to DEMS not to cross him. REMEMBER, He’s from Chicago..


9 posted on 09/04/2009 6:29:30 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Kaslin
Beautifully written essay and spot-on! It just crucifies Obama and Demoncrats for their inability to understand their problem is not telling the dogs about the new dogfood, it's that the new dogfood tastes like sh!t.

"...if you love cowbell, it's going to be a real treat. But in all the ways that matter, it may just end up being more noise."

10 posted on 09/04/2009 6:29:56 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ExTexasRedhead
If Obama’s intent is to destroy all traditional American institutions, then the Democratic party should be among those many things he wishes to destroy.
He may be not only our enemy, but the true enemy within the Democratic party. With jokes like Rangel and Stark and Lee,etc. etc. etc.....the Democratic party is obviously too intellectually challenged and too compromised to ever see the threat that Obama is to them.
11 posted on 09/04/2009 6:30:45 AM PDT by madinmadtown
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He should start filling soccer and baseball stadiums with “willing followers” and make 10 hour speeches, like his mentors in Cuba and Venezuela. That’ll get the message out.


12 posted on 09/04/2009 6:39:49 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Kaslin
Obama's advisors think the answer to every problem is more cowbell, if by "cowbell" you mean "Obama." It's like Obama guru David Axelrod is the Christopher Walken character from the "Saturday Night Live" skit about Blue Oyster Cult (if you don't know the reference, Google "cowbell").

Doing the hard work for you....

SNL "Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult" Script

13 posted on 09/04/2009 6:44:31 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (One man, alone! Betrayed by the country he loves, now its last hope in their final hour of need!)
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To: Kaslin

I think that Obama’s speeches come from the other end of the cow.


14 posted on 09/04/2009 6:52:49 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: 4rcane

“How many do overs have Obama done on this same scene”

“Change my message? NO! I will keep telling you until you get it!”

Pitiful, this ignorant arrogance.

Colonel, USAFR


15 posted on 09/04/2009 6:56:06 AM PDT by jagusafr (Kill the red lizard, Lord! - nod to C.S. Lewis)
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To: Kaslin
"..the president signaled an aggressive stance to put his personal stamp on the sweeping legislation....will insert the president into the heated debate in a way he has avoided all summer."

Exactly what we want. The angry conscending negro plays real well in middle america. Particularly when he's an arrogant fool with a resume you can fit on a postage stamp. If things keep up and this scenerio replays with Cap and Tax, et al, by the end of his term in speeches he'll come across as a tired, gray Rev. Wright. Dems chickins' comes home ta roost.

16 posted on 09/04/2009 6:59:58 AM PDT by T. Jefferson (Batton down the hatches, full speed in reverse)
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To: Alex Murphy

The best part of the cowbell skit for me is seeing Jimmy Fallon absolutely losing it trying not to pull a Phil Hartman Frankenstein and dissolve into incoherent laughter on live television.


17 posted on 09/04/2009 7:02:27 AM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?)
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To: Kaslin
... keep concluding that their difficulties stem from their inability to get their message out and never from what their message actually is.

Just lie louder!

18 posted on 09/04/2009 7:10:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Sacajaweau

“This is a warning to DEMS not to cross him.”

Excellent observation. The message to his minions in Congress is really, “I won” and “You’d better get that straight, see?”


19 posted on 09/04/2009 7:27:37 AM PDT by Happyinmygarden (Yes, actually, I have pretty much seen and heard it all before...)
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20 posted on 09/04/2009 7:53:06 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Welcome to the Revolution.)
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