Posted on 09/01/2009 9:17:07 AM PDT by AJKauf
We get angry with politicians a lot.
They seem to behave erratically and often work against our interests. At times, it’s like they don’t even hear us. It’s frustrating. They just seem like bad politicians, running around trying to pass laws they haven’t even read. We get angry and want to yell at them, but that only makes things worse.
I think we need a new model for approaching politicians. My suggestion: Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer.
Cesar’s philosophy is that he rehabilitates dogs and trains people, because a dog’s behavior is really a reflection of its owner’s energy. In the same way, maybe there aren’t bad politicians, but instead, a politician’s behavior is a reflection of his voters. If voters learn to give off the right energy, then we can have calm, submissive, balanced politicians who do what they’re supposed to do.
See, with a dog, a person needs to be the pack leader so the dog knows whom it should follow. If no one acts like the leader, the dog will think it’s in charge and not listen to commands. Similarly, politicians need to be constantly reminded that the people are in charge. O...
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electric shock collars??
Just smack ‘em with a rolled up newspaper.
Rub their noses in the pile they have left!!!
Sorry but my dogs ARE smarter than these idiots ... I wouldn’t know where to start. I guess you would have to dangle a dollar bill from a stick to get them to follow ...
Yeah! Negative reinforcement. I'm down wit it.
(Constitutional) obedience school.
I would never advocate the tarring and feathering of ANY dog.
Why do i have a picture of Bawney frank naked scooting his ass on the carpet in my head
If I had such a picture in my head I’d volunteer for decapitation!
“electric shock collars??”
Darn, beat me to it.
We need a really, really big b**ch collar for the Pelosicritter.
Should’ve spayed and neutered the Kennedys.
Ordinarily, I’d say ‘whack ‘em with a rolled up newspaper,” but that requires an MSM that won’t fold at the sight of a politician’s butt.
I would never treat a dog like I would like to treat most congress critters...a swift kick in the a$$ and rub their noses in their dirt!
No. I like dogs. As for politicians, they need to be classified like rats and other vermin. And when they congregate it too large a number we need to call in an exterminatior. At a minimum they need to spay and neuter to prevent the Bush and Kennedy clans.
Rub their nose in their own poop?...................
You have waaaay to much room in your head..............
Eeeewwww!
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