Posted on 08/21/2009 10:17:15 AM PDT by Phree Non-Phixion
Although the White House has downplayed their ObamaCare opposition "snitch" program and redirected "fishy" claims to their new "Reality Check" site, let's remember that this fiasco has been part of their downfall.
This humorous article offers more than three dozen sample email letters to send to the Big Brother's House. Most are hilarious; a couple of them are serious.
and its related predecessor (equally humorous):
(Excerpt) Read more at commonsense2020.com ...
” New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)”
LMAO!!
And, most of the letters are signed by a name that’s a word play, eg, Anna Graham, Al Kaholic, Hugh DeMann, Marv Ellis, etc.
:-)
Outstanding. Loved the names of the authors!
Hilarious.
-When you send me to the reeducation camps, can I get the top bunk?
-I'm pretty sure David Axlerod is spreading disinformation about health care. You should have him arrested.
-I just saw Bill Burton lying to Megyn Kelly. Please address his attempts at misinformation.
-Someone is actually telling people that the AARP endorses the presidents plan. How's that for misinformation?
-Seems those pesky guys at the Congressional Budget Office haven't been whipped into shape yet. Your idiot president better bring him back to the white house for some more brow beatings
-My neighbor has a toilet that flushes 1.7 gallons. Can we have him arrested?
-I don't want to cause a fuss, but I think my neighbor's tires are underinflated.
Reichsmarks for rats (humor) ping...
I am reporting so and so because they reported me.
You have to be fair. Btw, so and so lied.
:)
I’m curious. Did you get the David Axelrod email from the White House after sending your “fishy” emails.
how about:
NBC = “’Nother Barack Channel”
MSNBC = “Mega Sucking-up ‘Nother Barack Channel”
NOW I see whar ya found dat! :)
bookmark.
signs of the times...
bump! bump! bump!
Thanks for posting. Those letters are a hoot! I’m sorry now I didn’t turn myself in.
Two each from Axlegrease and Tim Kaine. I replyed with a big FU and the horse you rode in on, then unsubscribed. I also relayed my experience to Major Garrett when this was breaking. I’m sure to really be on the WH sh@t list now.
The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, and his wife, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $34 Billion in congressional spending, a special Presidential Czar presented the following findings:
"The stamp is in perfect order There is nothing wrong with the glue. People are spitting on the wrong side......."
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