Hamas Accuses Israel of Dropping Libido-Boosting ‘Sex Gum’ in Gaza

RT via Breitbart TV ^ | July 18, 2009

[pillut48]

"I'm 90% sure this is a subversive product sent by our Israeli enemies."

[Pan_Yan]

Yep. Added one myself.

[stevem]

This is, without a doubt, the most evil and dastardly thing anyone ever invented, at least since Simon Barsinister nearly killed Polly Purebred when he assaulted her with his tickle feather gun. Praise the Lord Underdog arrived in a less-than-lethal-interval, or there is no telling where Polly might have come down.

Is there a warning on the package that if the user stiffens his resolve for more than four hours he should consult his physician or take a look at a picture of Hillary Clinton or rent himself out as a hat rack?

I just don't see how they can counter this weapon without bringing out the big guns. You guessed it! Chastity burkas!

This is macabre! Thos poor guys won't be able to stop themselves and are likely to...well...break their resolve on tose infamous burkas! The only question that remains is who gets to be the keepers of the keys?

[Pan_Yan]

More likely Papa Abdul caught his little Fatima getting raped by 47 boys named Mohammed.

[JimC214]

They should have sent Tropical Fantasy grape soda instead. According to certain “groups” in Brooklyn it does the opposite of what this gum supposedly does. LOL

[Deb]

If your grenade launcher fires for more than four hours... check with your physician.

[traderrob6]

Yes, but the journalist actually gives it credibility. I’m surprised it’s not MSNBC.

[justlurking]

I always chuckle when I hear that disclaimer on the TV commercials.

I think: if it's lasted four hours, SHE will be calling the doctor/hospital, begging for relief.....

[Red in Blue PA]

[tet68]

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

Probably had sex with her himself then had to kill her
to protect her honor.

[earlJam]

I think we should all wear name tags,so I could greet earlJam on the street!

I'll be the one on the moving sidewalk going to the pizza parlor where you make your own pie.

[delphirogatio]

Thanks....I just spit tea everywhere

[ninerfan49]

Viagrum?

I’ll take spearmint!

[andy58-in-nh]

You’re welcome. At least it wasn’t gum.

[pillut48]

Or dropped millions of green M&M’s on them—wouldn’t that be a lot cheaper and accomplish the same purpose?? /sarc

[pillut48]

That was one of the funniest things about the whole story—her breathless seriesness about this ‘sexyouup’ gum, LOLOL!!!

[Osage Orange]

Sex gum?

How does this work.......?

I'm interested.....

Ha!!

[layman]

Save it for when you get your 70 virgins you pathetic ignoramous.

[ari-freedom]

Would you believe?

[Dr.Zoidberg]

If you’re stupid enough to pick libido gum up off the sidewalk and pop it in your mouth, then you deserve whatever effects it produces, but pity the poor livestock.

[hosepipe]

HA-HA... Jew-agra... a wicked fiendist Mossad plot..