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Hamas Accuses Israel of Dropping Libido-Boosting ‘Sex Gum’ in Gaza
RT via Breitbart TV ^ | July 18, 2009

Posted on 08/17/2009 11:00:54 AM PDT by pillut48

"I'm 90% sure this is a subversive product sent by our Israeli enemies."

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.tv ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alaqsatv; fixajihadist; hamas; hamastv; plo; viagragum
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To: justlurking

Yep. Added one myself.


41 posted on 08/17/2009 11:48:41 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: pillut48
This is, without a doubt, the most evil and dastardly thing anyone ever invented, at least since Simon Barsinister nearly killed Polly Purebred when he assaulted her with his tickle feather gun. Praise the Lord Underdog arrived in a less-than-lethal-interval, or there is no telling where Polly might have come down.

Is there a warning on the package that if the user stiffens his resolve for more than four hours he should consult his physician or take a look at a picture of Hillary Clinton or rent himself out as a hat rack?

I just don't see how they can counter this weapon without bringing out the big guns. You guessed it! Chastity burkas!

This is macabre! Thos poor guys won't be able to stop themselves and are likely to...well...break their resolve on tose infamous burkas! The only question that remains is who gets to be the keepers of the keys?

42 posted on 08/17/2009 11:50:23 AM PDT by stevem
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To: KarlInOhio

More likely Papa Abdul caught his little Fatima getting raped by 47 boys named Mohammed.


43 posted on 08/17/2009 11:52:12 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: pillut48
They should have sent Tropical Fantasy grape soda instead. According to certain “groups” in Brooklyn it does the opposite of what this gum supposedly does. LOL
44 posted on 08/17/2009 11:52:49 AM PDT by JimC214
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To: pillut48

If your grenade launcher fires for more than four hours... check with your physician.


45 posted on 08/17/2009 11:53:42 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: cranked

Yes, but the journalist actually gives it credibility. I’m surprised it’s not MSNBC.


46 posted on 08/17/2009 11:54:34 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Deb
I always chuckle when I hear that disclaimer on the TV commercials.

I think: if it's lasted four hours, SHE will be calling the doctor/hospital, begging for relief.....

47 posted on 08/17/2009 11:57:14 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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To: Uncle Miltie; All




48 posted on 08/17/2009 12:05:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Bobalu

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

Probably had sex with her himself then had to kill her
to protect her honor.


49 posted on 08/17/2009 12:08:28 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Dr. Ursus
I think we should all wear name tags,so I could greet earlJam on the street!

I'll be the one on the moving sidewalk going to the pizza parlor where you make your own pie.

50 posted on 08/17/2009 12:14:09 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: andy58-in-nh

Thanks....I just spit tea everywhere


51 posted on 08/17/2009 12:19:48 PM PDT by delphirogatio (Many are the woes of the wicked, but the LORD's unfailing love surrounds the man who trusts in him.)
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Viagrum?

I’ll take spearmint!


52 posted on 08/17/2009 12:21:29 PM PDT by ninerfan49
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To: delphirogatio

You’re welcome. At least it wasn’t gum.


53 posted on 08/17/2009 12:22:20 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: JimC214

Or dropped millions of green M&M’s on them—wouldn’t that be a lot cheaper and accomplish the same purpose?? /sarc


54 posted on 08/17/2009 12:22:22 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: traderrob6

That was one of the funniest things about the whole story—her breathless seriesness about this ‘sexyouup’ gum, LOLOL!!!


55 posted on 08/17/2009 12:23:18 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: pillut48
Sex gum?

How does this work.......?

I'm interested.....

Ha!!

56 posted on 08/17/2009 12:24:09 PM PDT by Osage Orange (A community organizer cannot bitch when communities organize..... - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: pillut48
Save it for when you get your 70 virgins you pathetic ignoramous.
57 posted on 08/17/2009 12:33:56 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: pillut48

Would you believe?
58 posted on 08/17/2009 12:48:25 PM PDT by ari-freedom (Obama acted stupidly...and that's after knowing all the facts.)
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To: pillut48

If you’re stupid enough to pick libido gum up off the sidewalk and pop it in your mouth, then you deserve whatever effects it produces, but pity the poor livestock.


59 posted on 08/17/2009 1:15:08 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: pillut48
HA-HA... Jew-agra... a wicked fiendist Mossad plot..

60 posted on 08/17/2009 1:22:26 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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