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Are you a hoplophobe?
Seattle Gun Rights Examiner ^ | 3 August, 2009 | Dave Workman

Posted on 08/04/2009 6:44:55 PM PDT by marktwain

Years ago, the late Col. Jeff Cooper, deemed by many to have been “The Father of Modern Handgunning” or simply “The Guru,” coined a term that has now become part of the American lexicon and has actually been recognized as a genuine phobia.

Hoplophobia: An irrational fear of firearms and other forms of weaponry.

I’ve recently finished the manuscript of a new book, with Alan Gottlieb, called Assault on Weapons: The Campaign to Eliminate Your Guns to be published by Merril Press. We take a look at the movement to eliminate or at least severely restrict gun ownership, and there are several examples of hoplophobia in that text.

The most common manifestation of hoplophobia is the idea that instruments possess a will of their own, apart from that of their user. - Col. Jeff Cooper

Hoplophobia should not be mistaken for outright social bigotry against firearms and the people who own them. One often leads to the other, but they are not the same thing. The social bigot believes himself or herself to be superior to the firearms owner in any number of arenas, including education and salary, whereas the hoplophobe is genuinely fearful of firearms.

So I’ve cooked up a little quiz that may help people determine if they are suffering from hoplophobia. Give it a go and see where you stand. Results are not scientific.

1. Does the presence of a firearm make you feel uneasy? Yes ___ No ___

2. Does it bother you that other citizens may be carrying concealed handguns, even if it is legal? Yes ___ No ___

3. Do you believe only police and the military should have guns? Yes ___ No ___

4. If you saw a person openly carrying a firearm, would you immediately call the police even if the armed citizen was simply minding his own business? Yes ___ No ___

5. If you were hiking on a trail and encountered another hiker who was armed, would you: a) Argue with that person that guns don’t belong in the forest b) Turn around and leave the area c) Demand to see that person’s hiking permit d) Just walk past, say hello or say nothing at all, and mind your own business e) Chat with the person, ask what kind of gun he/she is packing and show him/her your gun

6. Would you support or oppose a ban on legally-carried handguns on public property, including municipal, state and national parks, national forests and wilderness areas? Support ___ Oppose ___

7. Do you think gun owners should be required to have licenses, and their guns registered with the police? Yes ___ No ___

8. If your new neighbor mentioned that he belongs to the National Rifle Association or the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, would you invite him to a neighborhood barbecue? Yes ___ No ___

9. Do you now, or have you ever owned a gun, and would you allow a firearm in your home? Yes ___ No ___

10. Would you accept an invitation to go target shooting with a friend, or on a date? Yes ___ No ___

11. Have you ever considered enrolling in a gun safety class? Yes ___ No ___

12. Would you support, or oppose the inclusion of gun safety as part of your local public school curriculum, including the NRA’s Eddie Eagle program for young children? Support ___ Oppose ___

If you answered “Yes” to Questions 1, 2, 3, 4 and 7, you’re probably a hoplophobe If you answered Question 5 with either “a,” “b,” or “c” you’ve got a problem; stay out of the forests, especially in the autumn. If you answered Question 6 with “Support,” you have it bad! You should be running for the office of Mayor of Seattle. If you answered Question 8 with “Yes” you may or may not suffer from hoplophobia, and this is one way to inoculate against its onset. If you answered Question 9 with a “No,” you need to broaden your horizons If you answered Questions 10 and 11 with “Yes,” you are already broadening your horizons. Next step: Get a subscription to Gun World, Gun Week, Gun Digest, American Handgunner or Guns and Ammo If you answered Question 12 with “Support,” you will probably be shunned at the next meeting of the National Education Association, so join the NRA or Citizens Committee at once, and you will find lots of friends.

Okay, so the quiz was kind of tongue-in-cheek. Or was it? How many people know someone who would fit the descriptions outlined above? Pass this test around, see how your friends, neighbors and family members might answer.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: banglist; culture; gun; hoplophobe
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To: marktwain

Just finished loading up four mags!


41 posted on 08/04/2009 7:34:16 PM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (Zero will never be my President, never!!!!!)
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To: Still Thinking

Ha! Beatcha by 20 seconds. LOL


42 posted on 08/04/2009 7:35:47 PM PDT by Nik Naym (Will the real Jim Thompson please stand up?)
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To: marktwain

I initially expected this to be a thread on the fear of Hope and Change!!!!


43 posted on 08/04/2009 7:36:48 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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To: mylife
Its tough on the furniture and its tough on the plates...

Furniture and plates? Damn, you live a high class life!

44 posted on 08/04/2009 7:36:50 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: The Cajun
Heck Cajun.. This IS Texas... ☺
45 posted on 08/04/2009 7:38:22 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: marktwain

1 no
2 no
3 no
4 no
5 e
6 OPPOSE DUH
7 no
8 HELL YA!
9 yes
10 Yes done that more than once.
11 yes
12 Absolutely support


46 posted on 08/04/2009 7:40:13 PM PDT by Danae (- Conservative does not equal Republican. Conservative does not compromise.)
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To: mylife

Not gonna ask how you know not to use a bat...... tempted but... yea.... LOL


47 posted on 08/04/2009 7:41:43 PM PDT by Danae (- Conservative does not equal Republican. Conservative does not compromise.)
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To: Danae

It’s just darn inefficient on cans L0L


48 posted on 08/04/2009 7:45:15 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Linda Frances

Good on you Linda.

Congratulations.


49 posted on 08/04/2009 7:47:14 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife

Nope, not wearing one. However, I just took it off and it is laying right next to my mouse. There is also a 1911 and an extra mag next to me in a my bag.


50 posted on 08/04/2009 8:03:25 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: mylife

good man!!


51 posted on 08/04/2009 8:06:13 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: Eagle Eye
If a convict has completed his sentence, restore his rights.

I would support this if the convict was made to serve his ENTIRE sentence...no option for parole.

If that were the case, my attacker would be serving a full 85 years instead of coming up for parole hearings every 3 years. :(

Hell...he wouldn't have been out on the streets to be able to attack me as he had already been in prison 4 times before, and had been paroled 4 times before.

52 posted on 08/04/2009 8:08:48 PM PDT by trussell (I carry because...When seconds count between life and death, the police are only minutes away)
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To: ExpatGator

There ya go.

Ya gotta be careful in internet debates.. One never knows what damage could happen of you grabbed the 1911 in a fit of debate instead of the mouse...


53 posted on 08/04/2009 8:13:52 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Nik Naym

Yes, you did. I’ll beat ya next time!


54 posted on 08/04/2009 8:19:15 PM PDT by Still Thinking (If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
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To: Still Thinking

LOL. GMTA!


55 posted on 08/04/2009 8:36:36 PM PDT by Nik Naym (Will the real Jim Thompson please stand up?)
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To: ExGeeEye
Well with all due respect to the Libs, they do respect both amendments,
but only when it suits their agenda.
56 posted on 08/04/2009 8:40:42 PM PDT by MaxMax (Will the real JIM THOMPSON please pick up the white phone)
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To: trussell
I would support this if the convict was made to serve his ENTIRE sentence...no option for parole.

IMO if he is on parole or probation he hasn't completed his sentence. And until he does....

57 posted on 08/04/2009 8:50:29 PM PDT by Eagle Eye (Kenya? Kenya? Kenya just show us the birth certificate?)
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To: mylife

I try not to get that heated, in person or on the net.

The 1911 would be hell if I double clicked a link though!


58 posted on 08/04/2009 9:10:52 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Loplop introduces Loplop...


59 posted on 08/05/2009 8:43:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: ExGeeEye
I have always believed that Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be three separate aisles in the grocery store.
60 posted on 08/05/2009 8:53:05 AM PDT by alarm rider (No matter where you go, there you are.)
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