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Obama Marks Birthday With Kenya Statehood Declaration
The Washington Examiner ^ | 8/4/2009 | Scott Ott

Posted on 08/04/2009 9:13:40 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross

News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher.

President Barack Obama today celebrated his 48th birthday with a retroactive declaration of statehood for Kenya, his father's homeland and the nation where some skeptics say he was born on August 4, 1961.

Conspiracy theorists, collectively called 'birthers' by those who trust the president's version of events, say Obama has refused to release his official birth certificate, so no one can be sure that he's a 'natural born' U.S. citizen, or even that he's at least 35 years old and, therefore, Constitutionally qualified for the office.

By declaring Kenya a U.S. state retroactive to July 1961, the president said he hoped to "put an end to fruitless speculation about my citizenship, which should -- by the way -- be a private matter between a woman and her obstetrician, or village midwife as the case may be."

Obama added: "We need to get the nation's focus back on the worst economy since the Great Depression, the 46 million uninsured Americans, and the global warming crisis that threatens our coastal cities with a briny death. More people believe in that stuff than will ever believe that I was born in Mombasa. I was elected to bring about change you can believe in."

As a citizen of either the 50th or the 51st state, Obama's eligibility for office is now unquestioned. For their part, citizens of Kenya will soon qualify for U.S. government-run health care, as well as a program designed to reduce greenhouse gasses by allowing people to trade in old chickens for more modern, efficient poultry -- a pilot project dubbed 'cash for cluckers'.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: article2section1; barackobama; bho44; bhobirthday; birthcertificate; birthday; birthers; certifigate; colb; kenya; naturalborn; obama; obamanoncitizenissue; satire; scrappleface; statehood
psst. satire.
1 posted on 08/04/2009 9:13:40 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross
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To: Servant of the Cross

2 posted on 08/04/2009 9:19:55 AM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: Servant of the Cross
psst. satire.

Probably not for long.

3 posted on 08/04/2009 9:23:05 AM PDT by Regulator (Welcome to Zimbabwe! Now hand over your property)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Shouldn’t that be the 58th state?


4 posted on 08/04/2009 10:17:30 AM PDT by algernonpj (He who pays the piper . . .)
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To: SirJohnBarleycorn

Area 52?


5 posted on 08/04/2009 10:23:07 AM PDT by algernonpj (He who pays the piper . . .)
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To: algernonpj

Area 20 Trillion


6 posted on 08/04/2009 11:43:44 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: LucyT; Calpernia; BP2

Fake but accurate.....ping


7 posted on 08/04/2009 11:47:58 AM PDT by BIGLOOK (Government needs a Keelhauling now and then.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Good One ! ROFL


8 posted on 08/04/2009 12:14:37 PM PDT by algernonpj (He who pays the piper . . .)
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To: Servant of the Cross

ROTFLMHO!!!!


9 posted on 08/04/2009 1:57:15 PM PDT by Dajjal (Obama is an Ericksonian NLP hypnotist.)
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To: Servant of the Cross; BIGLOOK; Fred Nerks; null and void; stockpirate; george76; PhilDragoo; ...
Thanks, BIGLOOK

Obama Marks Birthday With Kenya Statehood Declaration

10 posted on 08/04/2009 6:43:20 PM PDT by LucyT
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Oh, nevermind, this is satire.


11 posted on 08/04/2009 6:44:58 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Regulator

When did this become Satire again?

Is it over?


12 posted on 08/04/2009 6:48:55 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: LucyT

How can you tell?

LOL!


13 posted on 08/04/2009 6:49:20 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (fair dinkum!)
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To: LucyT

Need a good laugh every here and there. Sometimes even the most outlandish stuff turns out to be true.


14 posted on 08/04/2009 6:50:16 PM PDT by MestaMachine (One if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by Air Force 1.)
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To: Fred Nerks; LucyT; Servant of the Cross

Thanks for posting this Servant of the Cross.

LOL!!!

HAHAHAHA


15 posted on 08/04/2009 7:04:34 PM PDT by Iowan
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To: fanfan

Beats me! Seems to whipsaw back and forth almost daily.


16 posted on 08/04/2009 8:47:54 PM PDT by Regulator (Welcome to Zimbabwe! Now hand over your property)
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