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VIDEO: Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard At Sarah Palin's Farewell Party"
Real Clear Politics ^ | July 25, 2009 | Real Clear Politics

Posted on 07/25/2009 3:57:46 PM PDT by ianschwartz

Number 7: "Todd, I've always wanted to know -- what is it you do exactly?"

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: davidletterman; farewell; palin; sarahpalin; topten
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1 posted on 07/25/2009 3:57:46 PM PDT by ianschwartz
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Number 7: "Todd, I've always wanted to know -- what is it you do exactly?"

Todd: "I kick the ass of people who insult my wife and family."

2 posted on 07/25/2009 3:59:09 PM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: ianschwartz

I do not want to watch the video.... whats the damage?


3 posted on 07/25/2009 3:59:10 PM PDT by GeronL (Guilty of the crime of deviationism.)
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To: ianschwartz

Let me be the first to say, “What an @ss!”


4 posted on 07/25/2009 3:59:11 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: ianschwartz
That was a resounding failure.
5 posted on 07/25/2009 4:00:20 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

You mean first to say in this thred?


6 posted on 07/25/2009 4:00:27 PM PDT by Anti-Kenyan
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To: Always Right

I’d like to see Todd beat the crap out of that POS.


7 posted on 07/25/2009 4:01:49 PM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: ianschwartz

Letterman reminds me of a 12 year old boy. A few weeks ago my 13 year old cousin was talking to my sister about this boy in her class who is always calling her bad times, and throwing stuff at her, and she said “Why does he do that?” and my sister told her “Because he likes you” Letterman is an adult with the mind of a pre-teen boy, who is obsessed with a woman that he knows he will NEVER have. All of his “jokes” are all sexual in nature, from being “aroused” by her to wanting her 14 year old daughter raped. Everything about Letterman is about sex. I feel bad for his son, growing up with a father like that. I can’t imagine what he will grow up and become


8 posted on 07/25/2009 4:02:17 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Folks who spent 5 minutes following the ‘08 campaign know exactly what Todd does. I can’t believe Letterman has sunk this far this fast. Ignorance isn’t funny, and his dismal ratings reflect that fact.


9 posted on 07/25/2009 4:02:54 PM PDT by joejm65
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To: GeronL

It wasn’t bad...and it wasn’t very funny. (Well, I laughed at John McCain face-down in the dip, LOL!) Not much laughter from the audience, though.

I think this ‘schtick’ of picking on Sarah has run it’s course. ;)


10 posted on 07/25/2009 4:02:55 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: ianschwartz
Number 7: "Todd Dave, I've always wanted to know -- what is it you do to help the economy exactly?"
11 posted on 07/25/2009 4:02:59 PM PDT by CaptRon
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To: Anti-Kenyan

Yes. Feel free to pile on, LOL! :)


12 posted on 07/25/2009 4:03:25 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: ianschwartz

Any criticism whatsoever of the cool black guy in the White House from the unfunny coward Letterman?


13 posted on 07/25/2009 4:03:33 PM PDT by EyeGuy
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To: ianschwartz

Does anyone watch Looserman?


14 posted on 07/25/2009 4:04:33 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Warning: Some words may be misspelled/ You will get over it / Klingon is my 1st language)
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To: GeronL

I watched the stoopid video. I swear if letterman gets any more lame he will need a wheelchair.


15 posted on 07/25/2009 4:05:10 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: ianschwartz

Top Ten Things heard at Dave Letterman’s Farewell Party.

10. “Dave, you were never funny.”

1-9. See No. 10.


16 posted on 07/25/2009 4:05:22 PM PDT by exit82 (Sarah Palin is President No. 45. Get behind her, GOP, or get out of the way.)
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To: ianschwartz

Todd needs to hunt this Big Mouth down and have a closed room conversation with him.

Todd could also go on TV and talk about Letterman’s Wife.


17 posted on 07/25/2009 4:05:38 PM PDT by 4Speed
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To: GeronL
A a former viewer for years ( but not in recent ones ) I used to love the Top Ten lists. I don't think I can remember a lack of laughter so much as an audience reaction to the routine. Even on a lame list there are usually a couple of laughs but not this one. None were cruel just stupid and unfunny. I guess a sense of humor isn't required out of his writers anymore.
18 posted on 07/25/2009 4:06:29 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: joejm65; Sarah Barracuda

Yep. As I said in Post #10, this ‘schtick’ of Sarah bashing has run it’s course.

Now that she’s no longer a public figure, tormenting her will lose it’s cache. However, the MOMENT she announces she’s running for anything, they’ll be back.

But she knows it, and this time I’ll bet she’s loaded for bear. :)

I’d follow that woman anywhere. I think I have a Girl Crush, LOL!


19 posted on 07/25/2009 4:06:43 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: ianschwartz; xsmommy; VRWCmember; NeoCaveman; dixiechick2000
Top Ten things overheard in Letterman's bedroom:

10) Has it been 6 months already?

9) Oh was that your viagra I flushed?

8) No lights!

7) We need darker shades, I almost saw an outline of your head

6) No talking

5) Remind me again how much money you make

4) I know my optometrist called again but I'm not having my glasses updated, blurry is better

3) I can already tell this headache is going to last for several months

2) Did I sign a pre-nup?

And the number one thing heard in Letterman's bedroom:

1) NO! I won't pretend to be Sarah Palin!

20 posted on 07/25/2009 4:07:07 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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