VIDEO: Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard At Sarah Palin's Farewell Party"

Real Clear Politics ^ | July 25, 2009 | Real Clear Politics

[ianschwartz]

Number 7: "Todd, I've always wanted to know -- what is it you do exactly?"

[Always Right]

Number 7: "Todd, I've always wanted to know -- what is it you do exactly?"

Todd: "I kick the ass of people who insult my wife and family."

[GeronL]

I do not want to watch the video.... whats the damage?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Let me be the first to say, “What an @ss!”

[trisham]

That was a resounding failure.

[Anti-Kenyan]

You mean first to say in this thred?

[SIDENET]

I’d like to see Todd beat the crap out of that POS.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Letterman reminds me of a 12 year old boy. A few weeks ago my 13 year old cousin was talking to my sister about this boy in her class who is always calling her bad times, and throwing stuff at her, and she said “Why does he do that?” and my sister told her “Because he likes you” Letterman is an adult with the mind of a pre-teen boy, who is obsessed with a woman that he knows he will NEVER have. All of his “jokes” are all sexual in nature, from being “aroused” by her to wanting her 14 year old daughter raped. Everything about Letterman is about sex. I feel bad for his son, growing up with a father like that. I can’t imagine what he will grow up and become

[joejm65]

Folks who spent 5 minutes following the ‘08 campaign know exactly what Todd does. I can’t believe Letterman has sunk this far this fast. Ignorance isn’t funny, and his dismal ratings reflect that fact.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

It wasn’t bad...and it wasn’t very funny. (Well, I laughed at John McCain face-down in the dip, LOL!) Not much laughter from the audience, though.

I think this ‘schtick’ of picking on Sarah has run it’s course. ;)

[CaptRon]

Number 7: "Todd Dave, I've always wanted to know -- what is it you do to help the economy exactly?"

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Yes. Feel free to pile on, LOL! :)

[EyeGuy]

Any criticism whatsoever of the cool black guy in the White House from the unfunny coward Letterman?

[guitarplayer1953]

Does anyone watch Looserman?

[Hegemony Cricket]

I watched the stoopid video. I swear if letterman gets any more lame he will need a wheelchair.

[exit82]

Top Ten Things heard at Dave Letterman’s Farewell Party.

10. “Dave, you were never funny.”

1-9. See No. 10.

[4Speed]

Todd needs to hunt this Big Mouth down and have a closed room conversation with him.

Todd could also go on TV and talk about Letterman’s Wife.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

A a former viewer for years ( but not in recent ones ) I used to love the Top Ten lists. I don't think I can remember a lack of laughter so much as an audience reaction to the routine. Even on a lame list there are usually a couple of laughs but not this one. None were cruel just stupid and unfunny. I guess a sense of humor isn't required out of his writers anymore.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Yep. As I said in Post #10, this ‘schtick’ of Sarah bashing has run it’s course.

Now that she’s no longer a public figure, tormenting her will lose it’s cache. However, the MOMENT she announces she’s running for anything, they’ll be back.

But she knows it, and this time I’ll bet she’s loaded for bear. :)

I’d follow that woman anywhere. I think I have a Girl Crush, LOL!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Top Ten things overheard in Letterman's bedroom:

10) Has it been 6 months already?

9) Oh was that your viagra I flushed?

8) No lights!

7) We need darker shades, I almost saw an outline of your head

6) No talking

5) Remind me again how much money you make

4) I know my optometrist called again but I'm not having my glasses updated, blurry is better

3) I can already tell this headache is going to last for several months

2) Did I sign a pre-nup?

And the number one thing heard in Letterman's bedroom:

1) NO! I won't pretend to be Sarah Palin!