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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, July 23, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 07/23/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 07/23/2009 8:02:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Phuket Thailand?

LOL!

161 posted on 07/23/2009 11:18:46 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks ( Oops there goes another teleprompter kerplop! Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: hattend
I thought that was

rooosssssssssssst.

162 posted on 07/23/2009 11:18:49 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Barak Obama: Pontificator in Chief and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Hillary went to Phucket Thailand because she thought Bill was there


163 posted on 07/23/2009 11:19:56 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: rush; holdonnow

You could inflict some wounds here if you spent some time on the POTUS and the SOS siding with Zelaya to be returned to power. Clearly supporting a Commie. Just saying.


164 posted on 07/23/2009 11:20:39 AM PDT by Current Occupant (The FIVE branches of Gov't: Executive, Judicial, Legislative, Indoctrination and Propaganda.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phuket_Province


165 posted on 07/23/2009 11:21:25 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Buck you, ofama.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Chickenzzzzzzzzzzz!


166 posted on 07/23/2009 11:22:00 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: Fudd Fan

“Fairness”? Phuket!

They don’t deserve doodley. They squandered their fairness over the past 8 years.


167 posted on 07/23/2009 11:23:43 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks ( Oops there goes another teleprompter kerplop! Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Sparko

Good catch. I wish I knew how to post a good “fail” pic!

;-)


168 posted on 07/23/2009 11:23:43 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I’m just sayin’ that he parsed his words perfectly. If it still gets him in trouble, I’m for that!


169 posted on 07/23/2009 11:26:08 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Buck you, ofama.)
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To: hattend

Hillary had that pumkin / inmate colored jumpsuit on too.

Hey, I just realized I have been on FR for 6 years today!


170 posted on 07/23/2009 11:26:24 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: CSM


171 posted on 07/23/2009 11:27:49 AM PDT by Sparko
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To: Arrowhead1952

Happy FRanniversary!


172 posted on 07/23/2009 11:28:48 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Buck you, ofama.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Happy BirFRday


173 posted on 07/23/2009 11:32:24 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: Fudd Fan
Nah, 0zero called an LEO stupid and needs to apologize. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it. WMAL News even said so.

Burn Baby Burn!

174 posted on 07/23/2009 11:34:24 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks ( Oops there goes another teleprompter kerplop! Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I stand by my grammar analysis.


175 posted on 07/23/2009 11:37:45 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Buck you, ofama.)
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To: Sparko

Good one!


176 posted on 07/23/2009 11:38:15 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: CSM; Sparko

177 posted on 07/23/2009 11:38:28 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks ( Oops there goes another teleprompter kerplop! Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Welcome aboard NoooB!

;-)


178 posted on 07/23/2009 11:39:00 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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TREASON!
179 posted on 07/23/2009 11:40:02 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: CSM

This call is one of those great ones that sometimes comes in.

When you lose your honor and your integrity, you lose people’s trust.


180 posted on 07/23/2009 11:40:18 AM PDT by Bahbah (Only dead fish go with the flow)
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