Posted on 07/23/2009 8:02:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Thanks. Can’t wait.
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Good Morning IMPR , Wouldn’t miss today’s show
This should Really be great as Rush gave us the script from last night’s “Show” yesterday..
It Played out right on cue..
Bring On The Chipmunks !!
Wake Up America !
REminder: Rush on Greta tonight on Fox
BTTT
Good morning. Did you watch the Great and Terrible Obama last night?
Hear, hear!
I wonder if he will be doing his interview with her on the videocam. He had said earlier that he was gearing up to do interviews that way instead of over the phone.
Top of the morning to ya.
Can’t wait to hear Rush on 0’s failure. Anyone have the word on the ratings?
somebody posted a shamwow photoshop job with zero in a trashed operating room. It was well done!
LOL I’d like to see that!
I had an idea last night, inspired by 0. Since he is in such a “rush” to push this government sponsored euthanasia down our throats because of some “letters” he’s received, why don’t we write a letter a day saying we can’t pay taxes any more, and let’s see how keen he is to follow the advice of those letters.
I like it!
Oh no! I listened to him via Mark Levin Show, while Mark was mocking him(LOL), and correcting every one of his lies. It was quite entertaining.
I have access to a high speed copier and an unlimited supply of paper. Wonder how many letters they would accept before I was on a list of some sort?
House GOP Report Calls ACORN a “Criminal Enterprise”; Calls for Hearings - Video 7/23/09
http://www.freedomslighthouse.com/2009/07/house-gop-report-calls-acorn-criminal.html
THIS IS HUGH AND SERIES!
Will they have the b*lls to go through with it though? That’s what has me concerned with the current crop of politicians.
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