Slut. The guy can’t make up his mind!
Wait a min! How can you be born homosexual and then simply ‘migrate’ to heterosexuality? I mean, you’re ‘born’ that way, it’s a ‘natural’ response...
GEEZ! This S—t again!? We just had to endure a Waterbury American-Republican article on this.
As that old bumper sticker years ago “Nuke the Gay Whales”, perhaps we could “Nuke the Gay Penguins” too.
Years ago, I attended a cat show and observed two males doing the deed with each other. I asked the owner about that; she said that it’s a common phenomenon among young cats, but that they eventually grow out of it.
Poor Pepper...abandoned for another penguin. I guess he will have to find another mate now.
Well, then the reason is obvious...
She had huge... tracts of land!
Where but San Francisco could you find a queer penguin?
It just didn’t work out, he kept wearing the same outfit as me!
All the commentators are fracking mad, or have been watching too many Disney films.
This was a ridiculous story when it broke and its still a ridiculous story now. Trying to justify or condemn Human behaviour because of what Penguins do is anthropomorphism run riot.
Truth IS stranger than fiction...I thought I was reading The Onion...LOL
She’s got huge... tracts of land!